Doing research on my home town, I found this.

Lynn, MA
A dunghole masquerading as a city a few miles north of Boston. The population of Lynn is made up entirely of prostitutes, drug addicts, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, con artists, pregnant 14 year olds, deadbeat teenage dads, welfare cheats, and vagrants. The only industries that flourish in this squalid cesspool of a city are prostitution, drug dealing, arson, and pit bull fighting. There was hope for Lynn when a massive fire leveled much of downtown many years ago. Unfortunatly several more conflagrations or possibly a dirty bomb are required before this sub-human, third world hell-hole can be salvaged.

Bwaha hahahah aha hahahah ahaha ah aha a O, Jesus that's funny....*snort, hic, snort*

And every word is true.

Well, most of it.

this explains a lot. Yup.

A reflection of Lynn.

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Greatest & most beautiful province in Canada. No people, we all had to go to Boston to find work, but the most breath-taking scenery in the world. Too bad we're continually screwed over by a**hole politicians in Ottawa, and powerful interests in western Canada who sh*t on us. Nova Scotia (and NB & PEI) are even more isolated from the rest of Canada by those crying limp-wristed pussy frogs in Queerbec who won't stop whining, so pretty soon we'll have to join the U.S. and become the 7th New England state. They do more for us than the rest of Canada anyway. Hell, we're already part of Red Sox Nation. We'll NEVER be fans of the Blow-Jays or the not so dearly departed Expos. Nova Scotia rocks, the rest of Canada can kiss our asses.

I shoulda known.

Question: What happened last night in Lynn?
A:Murder during drug deal gone bad
B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman
C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire
D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs
E:All of the Above

Answer: E of course

B. True
C. True
D. True

True true true. All of it.

Sheboygan 1 up, 3 down

A small, boring little town north of Milwaukee, and south of Green Bay. Theres nothing in Sheboygan, yet Walmart wants 2 Supercenters. With little to do at night, teens play drinking games, eat at Jalisco's, or hang out at friends houses. Meanwhile people that can legally drink find themselves at bars, killing there livers, and spending way to much money.

"What should we do tonight?"
"I dont know, sheboygan sucks"
"Does anyone have booze or a party?"
"Nope"
"Lets go to jalisco's then, im hungry."

:rofl:

I <3 the Urban Dictionary.

Concrete city located 51°03' latitude and 114°05' longitude in Alberta, Canada.

The city is a giant network of poorly planned and poorly maintained road systems, causing mass congestion in a city with only 900,000 people. It sports a bare minimum 'tram' system which does not even reach the airport, and is often littered with homeless people who can ride the trains for free in downtown.

The homeless dominate the north-eastern downtown core, and even have their own purpose built hotel, with rates starting at $0 per night. The homeless population can be seen killing each other outside the Cecil Hotel.

Older suburbs are beginning to show their age and are the shanty towns of Calgary. Lack of city investment is aiding their rapid demise, and fueling the local criminal population.

Pretty close, especially the road system part. Then I looked up "Calgarian:"

A typical Calgarian forms part of a giant collective or hive mind. Unlike the Borg, it is almost impossible to become assimilated into this 'old boys network'.

They have robotic tendancies and will eat meals at the same time as their peers. Everything is perfect for the Calgarian, and they rarely find the need to discover the world beyond the Calgary city limits; preferring to visit the zoo for the 1019th time.

The Calgarian often drives a large pick up truck, although rarely uses the rear box to transport cargo. SUVs are becoming more popular, and often driven by mothers.

The lower class Calgarian is often distinguished by their appearance; often sporting a large greasy mullet topped with a 'Molson Canadian' baseball cap. These are often spotted around areas known as Dover or Forest Lawn.

Musical tastes are limited to country, 'lite rock' and US-style Hip hop and clothing fashions are often 2-3 years behind other major centers in the world.

That was great hockey last night eh?

That's dead-on.

1. peoria
24 up, 28 down

Used in place of "shit" or "ass" or any other word that denotes a foul odor. Derived from the fact that Peoria, IL has a distinct, nasty stench that can only be experienced if you live there.

Man, it smells like peoria in here!
Dude, you need to shower... you stink like peoria!
by I go to BU, I know Sep 28, 2004 email it




2. Peoria
15 up, 28 down

The city of Peoria, Illinois. Also known as P-town. Basically a real-world equivalent of Spoon River, as the bulk of the population consists of people with little money, a McJob, and no hope.

Peoria is also the home of Bradley University, a pretty good private school. However, BU is overpriced and full of jocks, preps, and emo kids.

"Why did he hang himself, officer?"
'Well, he lived in Peoria."
by Teflon Don Dec 11, 2003 email it

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peoria

What we lack in imagination is more than made up in the form of gang warfare.

1. kansas city
96 up, 19 down
A large midwestern city including Kansas City Missouri, Kansas City Kansas, and the suberbs surrounding it. It's very spread out and is a pretty average place to live.

Tech N9ne is from Kansas City, MO. Although he isn't from the East or West coast, he rocks.

by jeFFro Anchorage, AK May 20, 2005 email it
2. Kansas City
66 up, 15 down
1. The most populous city in the state of Missouri.

2. The third most populous city in the state of Kansas.

3. Two separate cities have the name Kansas City.

I'm going to Kansas City.
Which one?

by Fred the Wolf Overland Park, Kansas Aug 12, 2005 email it
3. kansas city
82 up, 35 down
About 8 hours hours south of chicago. A mini version of Chicago, but with a better football team and without the smelly hobos.

I need a break from Chicago, I think I will go to K.C., a way better city by far.

by bigshow8891 johnson county Aug 15, 2005 email it
4. kansas city
87 up, 42 down
Nicknamed K-town its the new hot spot for gang activity especially in wyandotte county on the kansas side and jackson county on the missouri side. the streets are wicked so watch yo back homies slangen around every corner. new gangs be poppin up every day. the biggest gangs and most violent are Westside 29st, westside23st, florencia 13, sur13, folks, southdale bloodz(SLOBS), crips, latin kings, brown pride, black power, spanish diciples, vice lords, C-13, S.M.O.G, 18st, south side.

damn kc is were its goin down now 913 and 816.

by Mardom KC May 29, 2005 email it
5. kansas city
72 up, 30 down
the new era of thug life is originating from kansas city MO

"Yo you heard dat kansas city shit"
"man dat shit is tight"

by andrew williams Feb 8, 2005 email it
6. Kansas City
42 up, 32 down
What the state of Kansas is known for. Ironically, most of it is in Missouri.

kid: daddy are we in kansas city yet?
father: no son, we have to go through missouri first

by ks person overland park, KS Aug 2, 2005 email it
7. kansas city
32 up, 23 down
Nicknamed K-town or Killa City.Wyandotte,KC .Rival to the Bay Area.The most ruthless city for all yall busters who sleep'n.

the biggest gangs and most violentin Kansas city are Westside 29st, westside23st, florencia 13, sur13, folks, southdale bloodz(SLOBS), crips, latin kings, brown pride, black power, spanish diciples, vice lords, C-13, S.M.O.G, 18st, south side,Parkwood,5th st,51st, Quindaro

How'd you sneak past the flatlander patrols? :evilgrin:

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:hi:

A bottle of NyQuil, if I recall correctly.

:yoiks:

actually, i gave up my robo-tripping days after i spent 30 minutes on my knees, losing it, and thought it had been 3 hours... :crazy:

i stick to safer drugs now, like weed, X, lsd, and shrooms :D

Lynn, Lynn, city of sin. You never come out the way you went in. Ask for water, they give you a gin... it's the darndest city I ever been in.

and:

Lynn, Lynn, city of sin. You never come out the way you went in. The girls say no and then they give in.

And I grew up in Conn., or as it's also known, Massachusetts Jr. Turned out the driver was from somewhere in Mass. originally, and this woman in front was from Lynn.

Lynn Syndrome.

Pickerington

"Boring little city. However, no matter how much people hate Pickerington, they are still thankful not to be living in Reynoldsburg. People who live there are also constantly mocked for being better then everyone else....at everything.

Friend "Man i hate living in Pickerington"

Friend 2 "But at least you dont live in Reynoldsburg. Look on the bright side, by living here, you are better by association"



Kind 0f a neighboring city/school thing...plus, where I live is a snotty enclave of a lot of people who live WAY beyond their means...ginormous houses, cars for every family member...no furniture.