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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 09:36 PM
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When men imagine heaven,
Edited on Sun Feb-04-07 10:34 PM by Xipe Totec
it always has women in the picture.

So I wonder, when women think of heaven, does it include men?...

Or is that a woman's vision of hell?

:shrug:

Just asking....

:hide:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 09:38 PM
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1. LOL!
purgatory, maybe...

:)
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 10:30 PM
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12. God put men on earth,
to test the faith of women :hi:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-05-07 07:19 AM
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30. It goes both ways
:)
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 09:40 PM
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2. Meh.
Girls are prettier.
But also scarier.

When I invision Heaven, I'm an iguana, and there are lots of talking trees.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 09:43 PM
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4. What do the trees say to you,
in your vision of heaven?

Iguana know...

:yoiks:
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 09:58 PM
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7. "The rain is coming."
Edited on Sun Feb-04-07 10:02 PM by otherlander
(Finally)
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 10:00 PM
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9. That is beautiful
and deep.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 10:16 PM
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10. Thanks.
:)

If you could be any animal, what would you be?
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 10:27 PM
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11. Mapachtli
A raccoon.

Mapachtli means little hands, and it also means thief, in Nahuatl, the ancient tongue of the Aztecs.

:hi:
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 09:40 PM
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3. Depends on the men.
;)
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 09:47 PM
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5. Touche!
Not all women are in my vision of heaven either.

Just some who have been gentle, kind, and loving...

I wish I could translate "The Toast of the Bohemian" for you,

to show you what I mean.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 09:54 PM
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6. Mine includes dogs
I want to go to doggie heaven.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 09:59 PM
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8. Mine includes cats,
It's not that I love them, but for some reason, they love me.

And I don't mind.

I don't know how, but they instinctively know that I won't hurt them, no mater what...

So my vision of heaven includes the women I love and for some strange reason, the cats that love me.

:shrug:
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 10:35 PM
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13. Some of my best friends are of the male persuasion.
I'm not sure who persuaded them though.

Heaven for me would include all the people I love and all kinds of furry creatures that want to be petted and fussed over. Oh, and good red wine.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 10:49 PM
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14. Read 8 above, I think we're in agreement!
Edited on Sun Feb-04-07 10:52 PM by Xipe Totec
As for the wine, Santa Ema Merlot...

http://www.santaema.cl/botella_j-i.htm
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 10:53 PM
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15. My dear Xipe Totec!
Yes, indeed......my view of heaven does include men.....

After all, I believe that a place without men would be not very interesting ......

But that's just me.......:hug:

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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 11:04 PM
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16. Then there is hope,
that heaven is real...

:loveya:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 11:05 PM
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17. Cats, lots and lots of cats!
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 11:07 PM
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18. Male, or strictly female?
I would not mind being a cat, if that's what it takes to be surrounded by females...

:loveya:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 11:22 PM
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22. Both kinds!
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 11:17 PM
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19. Yep...
:evilgrin:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 11:20 PM
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20. ...
:evilgrin:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 11:21 PM
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21. Petra Verkaik
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 11:31 PM
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23. Pretty
endowed...

But, is that all there is to being a female?

I know it sounds trite and cliche, but I find a woman's brain to be their most attractive feature.

The basic architecture can range, far and wide, near and narrow, tall and short, young and old, dark and fair...

But there is something about the basic feminine essence that makes me feel like...

hunted prey...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 11:39 PM
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24. She's pretty
no of course not it was just flippant answer but in terms of outer casing or hardware she is way up there.


I could go on but I think I will stop at that.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-04-07 11:40 PM
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25. Good move!
:thumbsup:!
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zingaro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-05-07 12:23 AM
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27. It's the whole Maenad thing, you know.
Red nails and red mouths from the rending and tearing of the flesh of the hunted in the Dionysian mysteries.

And today we've forgotten that those things - lipstick and painted nails - ultimately, archetypically, symbolize a very different aspect of essence of femininity: Power.

:)
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zingaro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-05-07 12:17 AM
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26. Sure. But mostly in a serving drinks capacity...
or maybe a nice strong-handed massage. Or maybe the occasional "hey, is it phallus day today or are we good without one?" sort of thing lol

Seriously, I am not a believer in heaven but if I were I'd have to opt for the balance of male and female for it's relation to the Wholeness of Things. :)
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girl gone mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-05-07 04:32 AM
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28. Do robots that look like Brad Pitt count?
;)
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-05-07 04:34 AM
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29. My version of heaven is Men and animals
Hell is all lesbians.
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