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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:37 PM
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I want to annoy my wife while she watches TV: Ask her anything.
I'll relay the answers.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:37 PM
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1. Hey baby!
Wanna come to my house and watch MY TV?
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:39 PM
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2. On edit: my wife wants to know if you like to talk.
Edited on Tue Jan-06-04 08:41 PM by Finnfan
Apparently, something is missing in her life. :shrug:
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:42 PM
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3. Come on, what else is on
Ask her that.

And then ask for the remote.
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:44 PM
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8. She's watching Martha Stewart on Biography
And she won't give up the remote.

:scared: I keep repeating to myself, at least Martha's a Democrat, at least she's a Democrat...
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:48 PM
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14. Doesn't she know Star Trek, TNG is on??
I mean, really.
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:42 PM
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4. Isn't there something better on? n/t
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:43 PM
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5. What's she doing out of the bedroom?
:)
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:51 PM
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18. She has no response to that.
:shrug:
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ablbodyed Donating Member (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:44 PM
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6. Does she do windows....
Glass ones not 'puter ones?
Can she make a good pecan pie?
Who shot JR?
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:46 PM
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9. She CLAIMS she does all the cleaning
She makes a good pizza pie, and as for JR she's against capital punishment.
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Emboldened Chimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:44 PM
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7. What's she making us for dinner?
:D
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:47 PM
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11. She wants you all to know
that I made dinner tonight. It was roast chicken and green bean casserole. She said the chicken was juicy.
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Emboldened Chimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:48 PM
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15. That means it's her turn tonight, right?
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:47 PM
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10. What are you watchin'?
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:48 PM
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16. See above,
although she just turned on "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" on Nickelodeon.
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:47 PM
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12. I'm watching Whoopee. Funny. Bunch of old folks smoking weed...
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:52 PM
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19. Now she turned on Style Court
Now I'M the one who's annoyed!
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put out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:48 PM
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13. Do my toenails look funny to you?
What does this rash look like? Eczema, or ringworm? Can I sleep on your side of the bed? It smells better. I have a zit or something on my back, so do you think it's infected?
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:50 PM
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17. She says:
Ewwwwwww.

My wife does not get the Lounge's sophisticated humor.
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:53 PM
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20. What's it like being married to finnfan? (nt)
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:57 PM
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22. She says (and she had to think about this for awhile):
It's like being married to another computer accessory. She would like to know if you'd like to give it a go. She's finding this very amusing.

Hey! I don't think those were compliments.:cry:
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 09:00 PM
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24. I'd be willing to trade for a couple of weeks.
But I think eventually, we'd miss our husbands maybe a little bit.

(My husband thinks that things like phones and computers don't work when he's mad and in a hurry because the universe is out to get him, and not because he makes mistakes when he's mad and in a hurry.)

;-)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:56 PM
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21. Where's last year's tax records?
I want to do them NOW
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 08:58 PM
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23. We did our taxes last year.
Do we have to do them again?
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-04 09:07 PM
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25. Sorry, folks
she and I just got some worrisome news (I posted about this in a new thread), and neither of us are in the mood to play this game anymore.

We'll try it again some other time.
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