My survey: Men would rather have (blank) than sex.

edbermac

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:11 PM
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My survey: Men would rather have (blank) than sex.

I'm still thinking...

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GoneOffShore

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:12 PM
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1. The Crutchfield catalog

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Redbear

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:14 PM
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2. sex while eating a sandwich

I remember seeing this documented on TV. I don't remember where.

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AllegroRondo

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:19 PM
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5. wasnt that a Seinfeld episode?

George starts bringing sandwiches to bed, by the end of the episode his brain has hard-wired food to sex, so whenever he eats he gets aroused.

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Fri Feb-09-07 07:02 PM
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38. Seinfeld.

:hi:

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skygazer

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:14 PM
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3. There used to be a Miller beer commercial

That showed a bunch of filthy guys in a boat, heaving about in the water and pulling in fish and drinking Miller and the tagline was, "It don't get any better than this."

Aside from the appalling grammar, all I could ever think was, "Of course it does! Bobbing around with a bunch of smelly guys and dead fish drinking crap beer...."

But maybe that's just me...

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Auggie

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Fri Feb-09-07 04:25 PM
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21. I remember that! Three guys in a swamp, drinking beer...

:rofl:

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RandomKoolzip

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:16 PM
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4. paper cuts

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LostinVA

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:23 PM
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6. a dvd with women having sex with one another

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Wapsie B

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:33 PM
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7. Or a voyeur in the same room

watching two women have sex with one another. Or many men for that matter.

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Porcupine

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:36 PM
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8. a large solid gold brick?

Of course I would just use that to buy sex.

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mainegreen

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:37 PM
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9. Freedom. True unadulterated freedom.

Many men have given up just about everything, including sex for it.

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Deep13

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:40 PM
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10. A cabin in the desert with a 14" telescope and pitch-black skies.

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Little Wing

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:41 PM
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11. sex on the deck of a yatch in the middle of the Pacific

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Chan790

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:42 PM
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12. "good sex and lots of money"

It's the only answer I could come up with.

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leftofthedial

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:42 PM
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13. long, soft, sweet cuddles and listening to lots of talk about her day...

you know, the shoes she didn't buy, and what her friend was wearing and what her other friend said about the shoes and the other friend and that one woman at the store . . .

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Chan790

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:46 PM
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15. Ummm...no

that's the crap I pretend to listen to so I can have sex. More so, That's not insensitive on my part...I don't ramble on about my day to her.

To be fair I don't mind the cuddling...but if you tell anybody I'll have to deny it. I have a manly image to uphold.

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Deep13

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:52 PM
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16. Should I immolate myself or just use the gun?

:banghead:

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KenHodson

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Fri Feb-09-07 05:04 PM
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29. That's just wrong

You missed "Why didn't you comment on me not wearing any new shoes. I told you I was going shoe shopping. Did you forget?"

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leftofthedial

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Fri Feb-09-07 08:53 PM
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44. but snookums, those shoes

make you look fat and I didn't want to upset you

LOL

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AngryAmish

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Fri Feb-09-07 03:44 PM
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14. Pot roast with garlic mashed potatos

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mentalsolstice

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Fri Feb-09-07 08:55 PM
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45. OK, so now I know my mom's motivation..ewww! n/t

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guitar man

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Fri Feb-09-07 04:17 PM
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17. My wife bought this for me

.....last year. I don't know if it's supposed to replace sex, but it's the only thing I've had that's come close :evilgrin:

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Courtesy Flush

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Fri Feb-09-07 04:18 PM
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18. Umm... I'm drawing a (blank)

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Fri Feb-09-07 04:19 PM
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19. In the February Rio heat? An air-conditioned room.

Yes, I'm serious. It's that bad.

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Redstone

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Fri Feb-09-07 04:56 PM
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27. I'd agree with you on that, being heat-intolerant. People underestimate the importance

of relief from the heat.

Redstone

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kwassa

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Fri Feb-09-07 05:14 PM
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30. Heat? what's "heat?"

you attending Carnival? marching in a samba parade?

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Sat Feb-10-07 07:47 AM
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68. It's something that fucks you up more than cold, believe it or not.

About Carnaval, I'm sorry to disapoint you but I'm the least Carioca of all Cariocas. I hate Carnaval, I hate beach (except at night), and I FUCKING HATE THIS GODDAMN HEAT!

The one Carioca thing I DON'T hate is Samba, other than the mind-numbingly repetitive "samba-school" variety. Go check an artist called Zeca Pagodinho. That's good, contemporary Brazilian samba for you.

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SKKY

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Fri Feb-09-07 04:21 PM
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20. If you're in England, the answer would be tickets to a football match...

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idgiehkt

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Fri Feb-09-07 04:46 PM
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23. is that where you've been?

good to see ya :hi:

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SKKY

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:58 PM
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35. No, actually I just got back from the States on Wednesday night...

...I went for a "conference", and then home for almost 2 weeks. It was nice to be back.

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Orsino

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Fri Feb-09-07 04:38 PM
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22. Blank is just another word for nothing.

QED.

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mtnester

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Fri Feb-09-07 07:11 PM
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42. I asked my husband this question...he looked at me like I had lost my mind

so, my answer is (blank) which appears to be code word for "nothing"

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TK421

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Fri Feb-09-07 04:51 PM
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24. Beer and pizza ....sex is overrated n/t

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jobycom

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Fri Feb-09-07 07:01 PM
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36. You aren't doing it right. nt

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TK421

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Fri Feb-09-07 07:52 PM
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43. I doubt it's something I could screw up, it's pretty straightforward

:beer:

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Parche

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Fri Feb-09-07 04:52 PM
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25. MATCH GAME

BEER???

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Deja Q

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Fri Feb-09-07 10:59 PM
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65. Okay...

Here's a MG site!

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Redstone

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Fri Feb-09-07 04:53 PM
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26. In my case, nothing. Not with Mrs R, anyway.

That's my purpose in life.

Redstone

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Dyedinthewoolliberal

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Fri Feb-09-07 05:04 PM
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28. I think it was

some old time English Lord that is quoted as saying:
"Sex? The position is ridiculous, the expense is monstrous and the pleasure is momentary"

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BluePatriot

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Fri Feb-09-07 05:16 PM
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31. Porn.

:evilgrin:

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dae

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:53 PM
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32. At my age you can fill in any number of thing; but, the best

would be a good pee.
:thumbsup::thumbsup:

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Ms_Dem_Meanor

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:56 PM
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33. "Spontaneous sex!"

Regular sex is just boring (in their minds). And with experience from my SO, LOTS OF IT! :)

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trof

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Fri Feb-09-07 06:57 PM
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34. Peace. And quiet. No hassles.

And I have that too.
;-)

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jobycom

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Fri Feb-09-07 07:02 PM
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37. great sex?

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SPKrazy

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Fri Feb-09-07 07:03 PM
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39. Good Sex

not just sex

:evilgrin:

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begin_within

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Fri Feb-09-07 07:04 PM
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40. Fireworks.

Seriously. I work in the fireworks business, and many men are willing to spend 10 times the amount of money on fireworks than they spend on sex.

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MonkeyFunk

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Fri Feb-09-07 07:05 PM
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41. Oral

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mentalsolstice

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Fri Feb-09-07 08:56 PM
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46. IBTL?

:popcorn:

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NewJeffCT

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Fri Feb-09-07 08:57 PM
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47. I'm surprised it was only response #41

Blow job came to my mind rather quickly...

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Xipe Totec

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Fri Feb-09-07 08:59 PM
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49. You mean that's not sex?

So Big Dawg didn't lie after all....

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Fri Feb-09-07 08:58 PM
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48. Why? Better sensation?

IBTL.

:popcorn:

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NewJeffCT

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Fri Feb-09-07 09:02 PM
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52. depends

I think it's the case for many men, though

IBTL

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Fri Feb-09-07 09:14 PM
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56. Makes sense.

Mouth can do trickier things, with more control, than.....yeah.

:P

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Drum

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Fri Feb-09-07 10:58 PM
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63. now that deserves an

IBTL

:D

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Xipe Totec

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Fri Feb-09-07 09:01 PM
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50. Don't hold your breath

it's going to be a REAL LONG wait....

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Hosnon

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Fri Feb-09-07 09:02 PM
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51. Nothing...with the possible exception of God-like power. nt.

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Xipe Totec

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Fri Feb-09-07 09:09 PM
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53. God-like power to compel women

to have sex...

that would passibly be the exception...

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Richard Steele

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Fri Feb-09-07 10:59 PM
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64. I'd just use it to impress women. nm

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benny05

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Fri Feb-09-07 09:12 PM
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54. What are you, Mitch Rayburn, LOL?

answer in a min...:bounce:

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benny05

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Fri Feb-09-07 09:13 PM
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55. Access to cable TV

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querelle

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Fri Feb-09-07 09:16 PM
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57. Love?

But that's just me. I guess I'm one of those girly-men I hear so much about, but sex without love is just fucking and I'd rather not do that.

Q

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Ivan Sputnik

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Fri Feb-09-07 10:13 PM
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58. Power

In some cases.

"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."
--Henry Kissinger

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usaftmo

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Fri Feb-09-07 10:23 PM
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59. Lap Dance!

:woohoo:

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femmocrat

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Fri Feb-09-07 10:43 PM
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60. A red convertible.

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LostInAnomie

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Fri Feb-09-07 10:49 PM
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61. True love

:rofl:

I don't even believe that one!

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Left Is Write

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Fri Feb-09-07 10:53 PM
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62. A '69 convertible Corvette Stingray with a 427 Cobrajet, light blue.

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Spider Jerusalem

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Fri Feb-09-07 11:01 PM
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66. The Cobrajet was a Ford engine.

And it was 428 cubic inches, not 427.

(I used to have a '69 Stingray; I don't know that I'd say it was better than sex.)

And black or red really looks better than light blue:

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Left Is Write

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Fri Feb-09-07 11:03 PM
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67. I was just repeating my husband's answer.

(And even he doesn't actually think it's better than sex!)

I told him what you said, and he answered, "You know what? He's right. It wasn't a Cobrajet."

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GOPBasher

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Sat Feb-10-07 08:24 AM
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69. There's a hell of a lot I'd rather have than sex.

First of all, I'd rather have peace and serenity. Also, if I'm being more materialistic, I'd rather have a lot of money. Hell, I'd go the rest of my life without sex for the the two previous things, no doubt.

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