just did the purity test. I failed

or passed depending on how one looks at it. ;)

20% pure

You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.<br />
Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try!

http://www.blogthings.com/howpureareyouquiz

You Are 12% Pure

You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it.

:P

come on

what is it

:evilgrin:

am I that evil?

:rofl:

i can still be corrupted

:evilgrin:

I figured you for under 10%. :evilgrin:

well I came close to meeting your low expectations :rofl:

I don't know if I feel good or bad about this.

:shrug:

:P

:rofl:

I'm a sensitive bastid too!

now I've got to deal with feeling judged here because I'm a naughty boy,


:rofl:

you being a naughty boy is a big surprise.

:rofl:

12 % doesn't leave much room for being worse.

I mean what would Charles Manson score?

:scared:

:rofl:

what Manson would score. :scared:

I mean 12%, 25 questions, I only missed a few off of being totally and completely naughty.

:scared:

:evilgrin:

:dilemma:

:rofl:

You are so rotten. :P

I guess I'll have to get in touch with Charles and see if he's got any tips for living as a degenerate.

:shrug:


:rofl:

Nevermind......
I forgot who we were talking about for a minute. :scared:

he's maybe too far gone

well all right, he's too far gone.

I think I'm the "good" kind of degenerate :evilgrin:

I'll protect you Nicole

:hug:

don't be afraid.

We'll just get you into that feather bed with that comforter and all the bad degenerates will have to go through me first

:rofl:

But who is going to protect me from you? :scared:

:rofl:

is where you make that decision

Is SPK crazy?

Or is he just a degenerate that is misunderstood by society?

Or is he really not that bad, just has issues?

Or do you need protection?

Smith

Wesson

:scared:

SPK is a safe guy-(but now he's talking in the 3rd person about himself so that is a :scared: danger sign mebbe?)

:hug: if you dare

Let me see if I have hugs to spare for the crazy man.








:hug:



:rofl:

:hug:

cwazy men need hugs too!

:hug:

O8)

I'm 88%...

it seems to mean a) I do not drink and b) I am not getting any action

Somebody needs to hook up with me out of sympathy.

:(

Sigh...

and convinced a girl I wanted to "get with" to take the purity test with me...what a great night that was...;-) :evilgrin:

***You Are 24% Pure***


You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.
Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try!

You Are 32% Pure



You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.
Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try!

You Are 12% Pure

You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it.

or maybe you can help me to be a less evil person?

:hug:

but only if you can guess the things on that list i've not done

:P

Have you ever...
Stolen? yes
Taken drugs? yes
Cheated on someone? no
Kissed a married person? no
Met someone online purely to hook up? yes
Gone skinning dipping? yes
Played strip poker? yes
Mooned someone? yes
Gotten so drunk you threw up? yes
Been to a strip club? no
Prank called someone? yes
Been in a fist fight? yes
Corrupted someone innocent? no
Used a fake ID? yes
Searched for dirty pictures online? yes
Started drinking before 10 am? no
Secretly read someone else's email? no
Watched an adult film? yes
Cursed in front of your mother? no
Gone home with someone you met at a bar? no
Given someone a booty call? yes
Hooked up with a friend's boyfriend / girlfriend? no
Hooked up with someone out of sympathy? yes
Lied about your sexual past? no
Sent someone a dirty email / IM / text message? yes

gotta do better than that

the chance to corrupt you?

:rofl:

so 10 right

and I don't get to know which 10.

gone home with someone you met at a bar yes
secretly read another's e-mail yes
cursed in front of mother yes
corrupted someone innocent
met someone online just to hook up no
lied about sexual past yes
been to strip club yes
kissed married person yes

Well, you're not exactly an angel - but you're pretty darn close.
But chances are, you have a couple juicy secrets deep in your closet.

Pure?

:rofl:

Never done any of those things.

:spray: :rofl:

not series!11!!!


:shrug:

I am Rev. Texanwitch of the Universal Life Church and Church of Spiritual Humanism.

I have an image to uphold.

O8) :P

:D

And gonna stay that way until Ron Livingston becomes single.

:P

I have pretty much been a good girl! But not all that good!! The questions were blah!


Well, you're not exactly an angel - but you're pretty darn close.
But chances are, you have a couple juicy secrets deep in your closet.

You Are 48% Pure



You're usually the typical girl or guy next door...
But you also have a secret naughty side!

How Pure Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howpureareyouquiz/

all naughty

12% as a matter of fact pure


:evilgrin:

I really am the evilgrin

:rofl:

You trying to lower my score or something?


:evilgrin:

:evilgrin:

I have some ideas about how to do it

Apparently I had enough ideas of my own. I scored 48% for pete's sakes!

:evilgrin:

amateur :rofl:

I scored a fourth as high as you did my friend

I'm wayyyyyyyy down below you, see me down there! :hi:

I'm dancing above the flames of hell apparently

:rofl:

come on down with me here!

it's warm

toasty as a matter of fact

:shrug:

I think I'll just stay right here & observe from atop my shaky pedestal. :P

Quit trying to tempt me you degenerate! :evilgrin:

no hope for me here

:shrug:

But I don't think you want any help. :rofl:

:shrug:

(looking pitiful)

;)


:evilgrin: (blows it by giving the evilgrin)

(Now Nicole sees that SPK is really just the degenerate 12% that he really always was.)

:rofl:

but would I? :P

:evilgrin:

If you didn't like me you might too


I can't say

:shrug:

:hug: see, a hug... and a :loveya:

those are nice, and in the context of a non-degenerate (unlike myself) you could trust that they were definitely for real. In the context of a degenerate like me, you have to take your chances. It's more exciting. More risky. They say life without risk is BORING though. Getting out of the comfort zone and taking the risk. Is SPK being real? Or is he just being his degenerate self? And more importantly, DOES IT MATTER?

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

You really expect me to take chances at 12:50 a.m.????? I hear that's when the degenerates come out to play! :P

P.S. Forget I was here too at this time!:evilgrin:

(scratches head)

the saving grace may be that SPK has can't remember shit syndrome

so while he is a degenerate, the chances that he will remember what he sets out to do are minimized greatly by his attention deficit problem.

:woohoo:

:evilgrin:

Power to CRSS!!!!!! :toast:

:evilgrin:

It might be what kept me from scoring below 10%, maybe I just don't remember the rest? :rofl:

:toast: Power to CRSS!!!

:rofl:

You Are 12% Pure

You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it.

I'm 12% too

should we blow this pop shop and go somewhere else?

:evilgrin:

:hi:

:bounce:

You lead the way. I'm too new around here to know the lay of the land.


:evilgrin:

me?

:evilgrin:


:bounce:

follow me to the land of the lost

It can't be enough because it's way too cold around here. :)

And I think I was in that Land of the Lost club once or twice...

I liked it. :evilgrin:

it's all ya need!

:evilgrin:

It's a free site for us 12%

finally something free for us 12%

:rofl:

You Are 52% Pure



You're usually the typical girl or guy next door...
But you also have a secret naughty side!




I can continue to claim gentleman status... and get away with it.

I don't know if that looks very gentlemanlike?

:rofl:

Those are... uh... my cousins! Yeah! They got the files mixed up!

:rofl:

I really need a good :spank: for this one.

I'm a 12 %

still, we are family, Zingaro, you and me!

:evilgrin:

we have to look out for one another

:rofl:

though it'd probably work better if you had mi...

wait, was that out loud?

damn 12%

they expect us 12% people to say whatever we think out loud

so I'll get your back, my goodness what a back it is... oh I'm talking out loud too.

:evilgrin:

I like to hear it.

O8)

I got yer back then...ummmm hmmmm yes I got it all right!

:evilgrin:

This test is biased against XemaSabs! :o

For instance, I didn't fill in that I've kissed someone who is married, because technically they were still just engaged. And, it wasn't technically a fist fight.


There are better and longer ones online that really test out how pure you are. If I find one I'll post it later.

And I thought my score would be even worse!!! :rofl:

You Are 32% Pure

You've either done it, thought about it, or at least heard about it.
Luckily, there's a few things left for you to try!

a 12% degenerate like your bro here

:hi:

:rofl:

It's not all my fault

I have "issues"

and other people I meet have "issues"

so we have "issues" oriented relationships

:rofl:

sometimes those issue things can be fun.

:evilgrin:

that seems to be what I've discovered about myself, I've repressed my need to have women with "issues" for 20 years. (Not that my wife didn't have issues, just not the ones that interest me LOL if that makes any sense, it does to me. )

:evilgrin:

although I thought I was responding to SG, I answered your post and while I don't know you nor you me, this is still the answer

I understand what you're saying on a level that sort of freaks me out.

:hug:

:hug:

Thanks for hanging out with me, my degenerate soul brother. And now? I'm off to sleep, perchance to dream.

Which could get me into trouble all over again lol

naughty dreams!

what I'm saying still makes sense and it freaks me out too

:pals:

:rofl:

The sad thing of it is

that while I laugh

I'm totally serious too

:shrug:

:hug:

:hug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95fLHL-ilCQ

And yes, I did take notes. :D

http://www.puritytest.net/

My lack on animal experiences is really holding me back.

:P

:D

I can believe that. :rofl:

(I said hang not hung, oh now I said hung, i said it again)

I'm a 12% :evilgrin: nasty boy.

:hi:

are you :scared: yet?

:rofl:


:pals:

:scared:
:rofl:


You're so nutty!! :loveya:

:pals:

:scared: of myself now!


:rofl:



:loveya:


:pals:

You're so innocent, it's almost like you're not human.
Taking this test is probably the naughtiest thing you've done in a while!

:spray: :rofl: :headbang:

So, much for my big Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll talk!

(I'm obviously a poser!!! :+ )

damn girl

now I feel even more like a degenerate

12%

:cry:

Oh, c'mon....12%? You know you love it....:+ (BAD boy! :spank: )

they didn't even ask about spankings

ooohh

:evilgrin:

poser

I see you spanking me and you are having too much fun to be 74% no way

:rofl:

Moi? O8)

Good night, Southpaw....(hug)

I guess I'm about average.

oh dear...actually I found this to be kind of tame in the questions asked. Between my college "Experiential Life" column for the school newspaper and being a fraternity boy I think I might have been a 0% by the end of freshman year.

BTW, I don't regret a second of it. :evilgrin:

I got this...



...and I'm horribly offended!!! :bounce:

You're so innocent, it's almost like you're not human.
Taking this test is probably the naughtiest thing you've done in a while!

I need to take some more naughty lessons from southlandshari!

I got the same score...

:(

Well, you're not exactly an angel - but you're pretty darn close.
But chances are, you have a couple juicy secrets deep in your closet.

You Are 40% Pure

You're usually the typical girl or guy next door...
But you also have a secret naughty side!

I think I'm actually closer to 10% pure... :rofl: :evilgrin:

60% impure is a little low for you ;)


:evilgrin:

You Are 56% Pure

You're usually the typical girl or guy next door...
But you also have a secret naughty side!

are you saying you are more pure, or less?

12% here

:hi:

:shrug::hi:

:shrug:

accuracy is good


:hi:

I'm going to be in purgatory for a thousand years :(

Remember I'm 12%

you're a saint compared to me friend!

You told me you would be 74% pure! :rofl:

I'll wave at you from down below when you're in purgatory :rofl:

I don't think it should count if you've only done something once, do you? :)

no, it shouldn't count if you've only done something once

I can't say the same

:shrug:

and I'm still 12%

I'm screwn aren't I?

44% Pure



You're usually the typical girl or guy next door...
But you also have a secret naughty side!

Said i was up to no good, heading for hell, but mostly had a great time getting there.

Fuck that! I'm 100% pure! 100% pure evil that is. :evilgrin:

I have some work to do. :evilgrin:

When *I'm* 52%? :wtf:

You're usually the typical girl or guy next door...
But you also have a secret naughty side!



True ...

Can't a person get some purity back if it's been a long time since the naughty days? :shrug: My past brought my purity rating down. I'm way purer now than I was when I was a youngin'.

You're usually the typical girl or guy next door...But you also have a secret naughty side!

It's strange how you meet two people and they, together, tank your purity score.

:bounce:

...I never said it was a bad thing. :hi: