As far as I know I'm straight but I met the sweetest girrl tonight. Sofia.

crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:05 AM
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As far as I know I'm straight but I met the sweetest girrl tonight. Sofia.

This "gay-curious" thing. What's that? Is that me? I will meet her again next Friday. My best friend says I have been fucked ove so badly by men that I've given up on them. True?

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:07 AM
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1. I'll beat her ass.

I don't think men make you gay. If you are bi-curious, go for it. I'll allow you a casual fling.

:hi:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:08 AM
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2. I'd rather it was with you.

She danced with men all night, then kissed me and asked how to find me in the future. My response: be here next Friday. I've met lots of cute women; none like this one. Idg! I like the penis! What's going on? :)

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:11 AM
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7. you don't have to choose

plus they make plastic ones, and you just put them in a box when you are done. (I mean, you do that with men too eventually but you have to wait a whole lot longer.)

Feel your way through it.

Here's a good lezbeen song to get you in the mood, from me to you:
Melissa Etheridge - Angels would fall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZphmWHYSB5Q&mode=related&search=

I was waiting for a dedications thread for that one, but since it came up...
:)

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zingaro

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:12 AM
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9. Consider this:

By exploring curiousity you lose nothing.

I'm so jealous, by the way. Nobody kisses me anymore.

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:14 AM
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13. You just have to be bold.

Nobody would kiss me if I didn't touch their face and demand it. I"m sort of... unattainable.

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zingaro

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:17 AM
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20. Bold gets me nowhere, and

all the people I really want to kiss are off limits.

It's a shame, really.

I'm still rooting for you to indulge your curiousity. Even if only so I can read about it lol

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:19 AM
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23. Well, I don't know.

I'm in the middle of a non-drinking binge. Perhaps by Friday I will be drinking and will change my mind. I don't know, at ALL, what happened tonight.

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:21 AM
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27. you are normal

most humans are in the middle of the kinsey scale. I think that this endeavor with sophia should be carried out with a webcam, just so I can critique it and give you a few pointers. Out of the goodness of my heart. ;)

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:23 AM
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30. LOL!

What's cute about Sofia is she is trying hard to be straight, but isn't. She's about 5'2" and very sweet. All night she was dancing with interested men, yet she kept returning to me and asking how to readh me. I didn't tell her because if she' really gay, I don't think I am. But god, what a sweet kiss.

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:27 AM
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38. I'm 5'2", dammit

You don't have to label yourself. Just roll with it, lol.

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zingaro

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:29 AM
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40. Exactly.

Que sera sera and all that Julie Andrews stuff, right?

Was that Julie Andrews? It's late, you know.

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idgiehkt

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:31 AM
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44. Julie Andrews is gay?

Wtf?

Just kidding, you know how it goes with the rumors getting started, lol.

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zingaro

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:24 AM
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31. oh that actually made me gasp out loud.

I agree.

About the kinsey scale thing of course. :D

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SPKrazy

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:37 AM
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53. But In Our 12% Club We Want To Hear About That

:evilgrin:

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zingaro

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:39 AM
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56. yesssssss...yes, we do.

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SPKrazy

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:39 AM
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58. ...

:rofl:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:39 AM
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59. Excuse me?

12% club?

And besides, I refuse to feed your fantasies. :pals: lol.

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SPKrazy

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:42 AM
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60. We're 12% pure

the degenerates of the lounge apparently according to the purity scale

so by that scale, me and Zingaro are just here to feed our degenerate lifestyle, and everywhere else too apparently.

my fantasies exist whether they are fed or not apparently.

:rofl:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:46 AM
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61. Ah, see I didn't do the purity test.

I bet I'm 79% pure. I'm so traditional it would scare you. I think the divorce is freaking me out.

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SPKrazy

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:49 AM
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62. 79% Pure

That's pretty pure, I didn't see anyone with a score that high.

12% though. I got Charles Manson beat, but few others I fear.

:shrug:

divorce freaking you out. Imagine that.

I'm having my middle of the night attack of something.

:pals:

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zingaro

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:54 AM
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63. lol

"our degenerate lifestyle"

Ah, once it was true. Now not so much but that thing about the fantasies? That 12% means ours are definitely more, um, interesting. :D

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SPKrazy

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:59 AM
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64. Now That I Agree With

I was not using the :sarcasm: icon, but I should have

but the fantasies, definitely more interesting.

:evilgrin:

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:09 AM
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3. Now I have to hunt her down.

;)

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:10 AM
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5. No. I still have incredible lust for you!

But you aren't available. Woe is me!

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:13 AM
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12. That's better!

:evilgrin:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:14 AM
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16. SA,

I... forget it. Yes, it's better I assure you.

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:16 AM
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18. Eh?

;)

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:17 AM
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21. It must be hard to be you.

You don't know whether to take me seriously or not; and if you were forced to, you'd be repulsed. Oh well, pretty SA.

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:21 AM
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26. I'd never be repulsed by you.

:D :hug:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:24 AM
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32. Really? I repulse myself

for being interested in a 28 yr old boy who lives hundreds of miles away. I must be... female?

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:26 AM
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36. 26.

;)

You're just crazy, and I mean that in a good way. :D

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:33 AM
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48. See, SA, in my mind I'm trying to age you.

Twenty-six is how old I was when I married the STBE.

You think I'm crazy? IRL everybody I know thinks I'm the sanest person around because I speak the truth. Of course, that's relatively rare.

Again, I will not show up at your doorstep. Be not afraid, my beautiful friend.

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:35 AM
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50. I wouldn't be afraid, either.

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:37 AM
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54. Well, that's good of you.

:hug:

I wish I were 26. Or maybe 28, so you'd respect me. :)

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:39 AM
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57. I do respect you.

I rarely respect people my age. :rofl:

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SPKrazy

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:09 AM
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4. You Just Need To Get A Room With Someone I Think

:shrug:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:12 AM
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8. Oh shut up, pawpicker.

I could sleep with my husband tonight and it'll make no differernce. It's just loneliness I think. Rarely does anybody pay so much attention to me as Sofia did.

I kissed her. She was lovely.

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SPKrazy

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:20 AM
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25. Shut Up?

:shrug:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:25 AM
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34. Oh my dear friend, I'm kidding.

I wish I hadn't posted this.

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idgiehkt

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:13 AM
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11. someone?

try me, in the space where it says 'someone'.

I can't believe this, I am actually effing jealous.

:mad:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:15 AM
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17. I am flattered that you're jealous!

:hug:

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Shell Beau

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:11 AM
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6. Maybe you are bi! OR curious?

Whatever it is, I think you just want to be happy, and you aren't restricting that happiness to a man!

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:12 AM
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10. The thing is, I love men!

I don't know...

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idgiehkt

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:14 AM
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14. you can have both.

that's what I want. Don't know if I will ever get it, though. Hell, lets each get us a man a piece and just visit each other a few times a year. Brokeback Mountain, girlstyle. ;)

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:16 AM
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19. It's a lovely idea!

As long as Starbucks Anarchist is allowed to join us.

Idg... I am in a strange place.

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idgiehkt

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:18 AM
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22. gettin a wee bit greedy, hmmm?

what the hell, the more the merrier.

:rofl:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:19 AM
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24. Well, you have to understand!

I lust SA! And you, you're in the mood for a man lately :)

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idgiehkt

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:22 AM
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29. yes.

yes.

Is he up to the task, so to speak?

:rofl:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:30 AM
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43. No. I'm too old and he doesn't know what to make of me.

I totally empathize with him.

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idgiehkt

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:32 AM
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46. um

you are supposed to take him on a magical mystery tour, being the more experienced of the two parties. At least that's what I thought was supposed to happen. You know, give him the benefit of all your knowledge...
:shrug:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:38 AM
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55. No can do.

At bottom, I am very conservative. I'm sure you've noticed that my dear.

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Shell Beau

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:14 AM
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15. I always say go with your heart.

Edited on Sat Feb-10-07 01:16 AM by Shell Beau

Maybe your heart isn't with a man right now!

On edit, I do want to say that I personally don't understand what you are feeling. I am not attracted to women (although if I were, Jennifer Aniston would be my type ;) ), but I do feel that whatever your heart feels, you should go with it. And be happy. That is really all that matters.

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:21 AM
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28. Thank you , Shell Beau.

I think I'm straigt, or... lonely. But I thank you for your support.

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Shell Beau

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:25 AM
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33. And don't feel guilty for having these feelings!

They are normal.

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:27 AM
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37. It's not so much guilt. I've always been attracted to women,

as are a lot of women. I don't act on it because I prefer men. Oh, it's confusing.

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S n o w b a l l

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:25 AM
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35. No..I don't think so...

Women can provide a lot of comfort and intimacy when you're feeling down. We understand one another and feel safe with each other. It's what made me fall in love with my best friend when I was married. Although I still loved my husband very much, she gave me something he couldn't. The emotional intimacy with her was something I've never experienced with a man. But that was at a time when I was very needy and going through some things that probably no man would understand. Maybe this is where you are now? I wouldn't question it much...just do what feels right.

:hug:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:28 AM
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39. Emgi, what I don't want to do is make use of somebody because

I am lonely. And I won't. Thanks for your response.

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idgiehkt

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:30 AM
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42. look

use me, dammit. You have my full permsission.

:rofl:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:31 AM
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45. You're too far away!

Otherwise you know I would. Have I not intimated as much? :)

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idgiehkt

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:33 AM
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47. and Sophia is right there in Bangor

harrumph. :mad:

well...I guess they don't call it Bang-her for nuthin, do they...(slinks off)

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:34 AM
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49. I will do nothing with Sophie.

You are making me see this more clearly!

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idgiehkt

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:37 AM
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52. I'm going to pm you

because this is getting personal.

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deadparrot

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:29 AM
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41. Hell, go for it.

If you like each other, why not? Couldn't hurt. :hi:

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crim son

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Sat Feb-10-07 01:36 AM
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51. It could because I think she likes me.

She is beautiful but I *think* I'm straight, or have a strong preference for men.

My god, MJC. You have turned me into somebody I don't recognize. And yet your life has not changed.

SA. Be kind to me.

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Sat Feb-10-07 10:38 AM
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65. Sarah Silverman is a dead-ringer (looks and speech) for my first

Jewish Crush! Whoa,Baby! It was kind of cool to sit there and be back in 1968 once more.

That is all....return to your regularly scheduled Observations & Laments.

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