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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 01:48 AM
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Michael Jackson Joke Thread
Have you heard about the new Michael Jackson doll? Just wind it up, and it plays with your children!



Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?

A: He heard they had boys' pants half off!



Q: What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

A: Will you please move? You're in my son!



Q: Why does Michael Jackson like sleeping with twenty five year olds?

A: Because there are 20 of them!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 02:36 AM
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1. how does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
from a catalog.
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 07:55 AM
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2. Shortly after the Pepsi commercial hair-on-fire incident in the 80s:
"Hi, this is Michael Jackson and boy am I put out!"

:evilgrin:
dbt
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thom1102 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 08:29 AM
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3. What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in Common?
40 yo meat between 10 yo buns!
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thom1102 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 08:31 AM
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4. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plasic and white and hazardous to play with your children, and the other carts your groceries to and from the store.
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 08:45 AM
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5. Why was MJ disappointed with the band Boyz 2 Men?
He thought it was a delivery service!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 09:30 AM
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6. When is bedtime at Neverland ?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
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Flightful Donating Member (183 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 10:06 AM
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7. What do you do if MJ falls into the lake?
Throw him a buoy.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-07-04 10:40 AM
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8. How can you tell if there's a party at Nerdland?
All the bigwheels will be parked out front!

What's the diff between Mike's refrigerator and his house guests?
A refrigerator don't fart when Mike pulls his meat out!
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