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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:11 PM
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What if you were giving someone a lapdance, and you peed?
That would really ruin the moment.
Just plan ahead; that's all I'm saying.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:13 PM
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1. nothing says i lust after you
like peeing on someones lap!!!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:22 PM
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7. Well, it could mean they're excited. Or incontinent.
Or some mixture of the two...
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:22 PM
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8. Well, they obviously don't work for NASA...
:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:27 PM
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12. HA!
Indeed!
:rofl:
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itsmesgd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:14 PM
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2. depending on the recipient
you might get a bigger tip.
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:15 PM
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3. exactly. nt
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:15 PM
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4. Well, I think you should take care of that first, in any situation like that.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:16 PM
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5. In!
Before the lockity-lock!

:woohoo:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:20 PM
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6. I've gotten a few lapdances in my time
never once had that thought in my mind, "gee I hope she doesn't pee on me."

In fact, I have found that women have remarkable endurance without needing any sort of break that seems to last as long as you can keep pulling $20 bills out of your wallet... (that was the going rate for a lapdance in the late 90s at least)
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:23 PM
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9. I'd probably have to leave town.
Or give up lapdancing.
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gizmonic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:25 PM
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10. DEPENDS!

Thank you -- I'll be here all week! Don't forget to try the brisket!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:27 PM
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11. Veal is the special this week..
It's right there on the menu.
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gizmonic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:29 PM
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13. Everyone tries the veal...
thought I'd mix it up a bit...:)

Or perhaps I should suggest the cornflake chicken?11:evilgrin:
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:42 PM
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14. Watersport?
Some peeps dig that. Some people pay sex workers a lot more than that to pee on them or to be peed upon. Those people would think you got the deal of a lifetime. Jus' sayin'. :evilgrin:

I'm not one of those people.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:49 PM
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15. it would be on purpose.
not an accident.
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:54 PM
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16. Cheers, xchrom!
IBTL!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:13 PM
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20. and to you too swimboy!!!

:toast: :bounce: :toast:
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:00 PM
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17. Thank god that's never been a problem.
However....oh,nevermind.
IBTL.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:05 PM
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18. never had that happen
I did have a girl get off while giving me a lapdance though... that was interesting.


























Can I say that on DU?
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:07 PM
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19. The mistaken assumption is that there would be a "moment" if
I were giving a lapdance.....
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:17 PM
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21. Locking.
Say it again? --- Nah, nevermind.



Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator
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