Here's the real reason why same-sex couples are evil

thermodynamic

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Fri Aug-01-03 03:51 PM
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Here's the real reason why same-sex couples are evil

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_804333.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife

It's all about foreplay, baby!

Excerpt:

Gay men and women were the kings and queens of foreplay, spending 25 minutes more on foreplay than the national average.

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TrogL

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Fri Aug-01-03 03:58 PM
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1. Don't forget the sex toys

Both men and women enjoyed sex toys, but only 23% of men admitted to buying one for themselves

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liberalhistorian

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Fri Aug-01-03 04:35 PM
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2. No wonder straight men feel threatened by gays!

I've yet to meet the man who wants to spend more than five or ten minutes on foreplay, and you know how we women are about wanting more foreplay than men!

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commander bunnypants

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Fri Aug-01-03 04:37 PM
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3. Well I like kissing and hugging

For at least twenty minutes.

DEMMAN

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ForrestGump

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Fri Aug-01-03 04:52 PM
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6. Not me.

It's my favorite part, I think. Not just foreplay, but even as far as fiveplay. Well, I don't know how you define 'foreplay' but, if it's how I define it, I could make a meal of the appetizers. Yummy yummy yummy, I got love in my tummy.

Important note: I'm not just saying this to bolster my legendary status as a studmuffin of reknown, because a true studmuffin of reknown would undoubtedly have had a tad more action than I've had lately. I just enjoy it. It's good, clean (sorta) fun! Must be getting in touch with my female side, or something.

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sexybomber

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Fri Aug-01-03 04:39 PM
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4. woah, hold up a minute.

I'd give that chick in the article as much foreplay as she wanted... provided it led to... other things...

so doesn't that disprove the theory? (I'm straight btw)

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KCDem

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Fri Aug-01-03 04:41 PM
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5. what's up with the boobs on that chick?

Hell... if I were a guy, and girls looked like her, I think I'd be gay!

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ForrestGump

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Fri Aug-01-03 04:53 PM
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7. I'd still foreplay with them

:-)

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