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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:26 PM
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What I really want to do is have a drink and a shower and get the hell out of here.
But I still have two bathrooms to clean and one is the (duh duh DUH!!!) kids' bathroom, horror of horrors. How do you tell your manly little guy that he has shitty aim? :shrug:

The good news is that the showing was again postponed until tomorrow. GOD I need a drink. It's been an entire week!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:27 PM
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1. don't worry
his aim will NOT get better with age

:evilgrin:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:29 PM
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3. Thanks for that, matcom.
I believe you! :( The little bastard.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:28 PM
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2. just dont have a drink IN the shower
nothing worse than watered down booze.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:30 PM
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4. That would just be foolish, now, wouldn't it?
:7

If you drink while you're putting on your makeup, though, you look even better than usual :P
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 05:25 PM
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23. You can use a sippy cup in the shower
and enjoy both the water washing your tension away, and the booze doing it's part as well.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 05:31 PM
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24. Very creative!
It'll have to be a wataer bottle though, because they've all outgrown sippy cups.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:30 PM
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5. Can you clean my bathroom, too?
:P
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:31 PM
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7. How's your aim?
Meh, it doesn't matter. Cleaning is what I "do". :hi: :loveya: :hi:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:36 PM
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13. Aim's good, but I shed like a bastard.
:evilgrin:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:37 PM
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15. I'll need to clean the whole apartment then.
When can I come over? :evilgrin:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:47 PM
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17. An hour!
:evilgrin:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 05:17 PM
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19.  I wish.
Instead, I will consider you fondly as I down my first massive beverage at the bar where they know me and pour it strong. :)

Have an excellent evening and who knows, I might see you later in the night. Oh, did you notice that I did not drink and cry all over you on VD Day? No alcohol and a stiff upper lip. :rofl:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 05:18 PM
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21. Well, we'll have to change that.
:rofl: :D
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 05:32 PM
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26. ...
:spank:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 05:35 PM
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27. Yes, keep doing that.
:evilgrin:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:31 PM
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6. Don't tell the kid he has bad aim,
just install a shower curtain around the toilet.
:rofl:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:32 PM
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9. I don't know if it would work because the mess
is always in front of the toilet. Maybe an attachable hose? :rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:33 PM
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10. Maybe he needs an ultra low rise bib.
Guys are so messy. My two that use the toilet dirty it up in a ridiculously short amount of time, too.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:34 PM
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12. I know it. I've cleaned the other bathrooms and put signs on the doors:
DO NOT USE. Otherwise I'll just have to do it again tomorrow morning & probably with a slight hangover. :puke:
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:31 PM
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8. how old are they?
make them clean it! :hi:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:34 PM
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11. The one who makes the mess is seven, and he is a hard worker.
Unfortunately he is not really a good worker i.e. he can't clean worth beans.

I saw your pic with baby Maine-ah today. She's ADORABLE (and so are you.)
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Jimbo S Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:36 PM
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14. Three words: "Pee Sitting Down"
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 04:39 PM
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16. We have tried that.
Not to get too technical, but his little apparatus just shoots it out the gap between the seat and the toilet. He WILL NOT remember to hold it down, bless him.
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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 05:16 PM
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18. have you tried "potty pot shots"?
....they're little floating targets.

I got them for my brother when he was living with me. Of course we were both in our 20's at the time.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 05:18 PM
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20. No, but that's a cool idea. I wonder if I can get them online?
I'll check it out! Thanks :D
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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 05:22 PM
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22. Spencer's Gifted used to carry it.
:hi:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 05:32 PM
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25. Okay, well we have one of those at the mall, I believe.
I'll check it out.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-16-07 06:04 PM
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28. What drink would you like? It's on me.
Well, not literally... especially as I've got what is probably the flu right now...


BTW, I love your big bouncy things!
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-17-07 01:18 AM
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29. I know! Aren't they cool?
I've had one too many but I've been very good and sedate tonight. :)
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