If you HAD to live a life of complete abstinence, with what vice would you replace sex?

This includes all types of sex, even masturbation.

KW

surely you jest

suicide?

FUCKING HOMICIDE IS MORE FUN!

Pull the plug!

would that make it so you could have sex again?

geez

:crazy:


:rofl:

pull the damned plug out, no wonder she's all whacked out

"Fucking" homicide would not be allowed. :P You'd have to stick to abstinent homicide. Do try to pay attention to these things! ;) :rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:

http://www.schwing.com

geez

talking to Schwing lady KW here

and you bring in this Schwing America inc.

:crazy:

:)
Carly

good one!

abstinent homicide wouldn't be as much fun I guess?

:crazy:

:pals:

Look at me! 'Forced celibacy' is my middle name! :rofl:

But I'd rather not think of having a life of complete abstinence :scared:

Shit, I already did that! :banghead:

well, it's not too late to expand your horizons?

:hi:

There are a bunch of rivers around here, and great birding!!

...it's food. x(

Not a hypothetical, either.

...at least it's a good addiction. :)

are you spying on me?

:crazy:

the consumption of massive amounts of chocolate, that's what I already do would hypothetically do. :crazy:

antioxidants all that :crazy:

supposedly it releases some chemicals in the brain similar to those that sex does too. :wtf:

nahhh

maybe KW is right

:rofl:

...however, it may also be an aphrodisiac...hmmm. I may have to rethink this. :dilemma:

well can't have that

plain white rice is probably the only thing that is safe

and it's bleached and has no nutritional value

so

life

is

an

aphrodisiac

KW is right

...sex is way better...I think. :shrug:

that's the whole deal here

:crazy:

:hi:

And you quit smoking, drinking, gambling, and drugs.

you can :wtf:

:shrug:

find a new vice

And it has gotten me shit.

quit being a very good old fart

be a bad old fart and see what it gets ya? :P

... and your pudgy fingers run wild with "other" before the repo men come to take your computer.

This is getting expensive.

...the problem was easily cured though.

my life story

:cry:


:shrug:

She was an over the top violent screaming maniac with a ridiculously short fuse... I had to replace all the glass ashtrays in our home...Plastic was cheaper and did NOT hurt as bad when it hit. Plastic was also less likely to do further damage like breaking windows, (silly me, my fault for ducking). We have been divorced for almost 20 years now...she remarried. I love the line a friend of ours said about that remarriage: "Thank God SOMEONE dove on that hand-grenade!"


On the other hand...
I know of a fundy who married a friend of mines sister. She "LETS" him have sex on his birthday!
This sad story has been going on for years. There is hope though, oddly enough HE was caught making naughty with the PREACHER'S WIFE of all people...so now the two fundies are getting divorced!
True story.

I'd still be putting my balls in a hole. I could use my imagination to fill in the rest.

I've been doing it wrong all these years.......

{note to self: it's the balls that go in...}

edited 'cuz my keyboard can't spell

Because its not sex but it gets the job done.

And with that, this thread may be locked!

OR maybe I would just paint dark, depressing pictures, take photos of road kill, write some morbidly sad novel.

Mz Pip
:dem:

:shrug: Sex isn't everything. And masturbation is an exercise in futility. imho.

is life without sex

:shrug:


nahhhh


not going there :crazy:

The entire poll is based on equating sex with a vice.

It's more like breathing.:evilgrin:

Doing one all ready, know how to take great photos, know how to manipulate photos (oi, I do want to become a journalist! :rofl: ), so now all I need do is to learn how to write. :rofl:

:hi: :D Life would not be worth living otherwise...

:cry:

is in reference to "all types of sex, even masturbation." :shrug:

is this not a sex thread?

:rofl:

the Masturbation Nazi or something. "NO MASTURBATION FOR YOU!" :rofl:

Okay, I'm going to shut up before I really get in trouble for talking about naughty things. :blush:

"the Masturbation Nazi"

OMG

:spray:

:rofl:


helllpppp!

because he should have arrested me a few minutes ago...

so

now

what

ya

gonna

do?


:rofl:

Because the world will crumple under the cacophony of pent-up sexual urges. We will go down in one great big, fiery cinder. I mean, take a look at the Bush Administration. They're a great example of this.

Writer the Drifter.

You said "go down." :evilgrin:

I'm so pathetic. :spank: Sorry.

you are on a rolll!


:spray:

:thumbsup:

you are :evilgrin: tonight!

:rofl:

sexless, masturbationless, bunch of whiny and grumpy old men and women who make war instead of love

I Miss Bill!

:shrug:

actually found some relief once in a while.

Writer the Drifter.

Hell, I'm living that life now.

a lot of people today

:shrug:

If everybody stopped masterbating at once ...

not in and of itself, no it is certainly NOT a vice

why do we all jump in line like lemmings tonight to agree?

:shrug:

good point

:thumbsup:

But, denying yourself sexual gratification of any type would surely carve a hole in your life. Something has to fill that need for pleasure.

Throwing things off the overpass will fill mine.

'cause I wouldn't wanna be around.

but they actually are...well, I guess that would be my replacement!

... it would take a lot more than one vice to replace that :) 4 vices maybe

...while blasting across alkali flats in a rocket-powered, monkey-navigated nitro burning funny car.

Or opium. As long as you can get a regular supply, it's the most effective substitute.

that stuff makes you feel so good you wish you could

Listening, performing, collecting musical instruments, it's only back to what I was doing before....

:D

... start throwing things off the overpass. There's just something cathartic about wrecking shit.

But vandalism-as-destruction just doesn't have the same feeling as vandalism-as-art. Like, you COULD have a smoldering wreck on the road that makes a few cops annoyed, OR you could have barbed wire strung up across everything and red paint everywhere to make a public space look like a war zone, that makes EVERYONE go, "Wtf?".

Any kind of sexual gratification.

I get really really pulled in watching people play poker. I mean I feel a magnetic pull toward it. And I practically worship Annie Duke.

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Not even masturbation? Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!

I would replace sex with increased Political Activism.

And, no, I do not consider increased political activism to be a vice.

Nor do I consider sex to be a vice.

I have had friends who have spoken about this amazing drug.

Can I get it over the counter?

Are the websites where I can buy it?

Do I need to have some health care provider write a prescription for me?

Does Merck make it?

Does it have mercury in it?

Is there any chance it will be made mandatory for school girls in Texas?

all over body:P

and then what?

:shrug:

well maybe it wouldn't

I've had massages that made me want to cry :cry: because they were painful

may i suggest MORE massage is required. certain areas need more attention than others:evilgrin:

those games that nerds spend their entire lives playing, Everquest, World of Warcraft, etc...

:shrug:

:hide: :blush:

But my answer would be literature and music.

At the age of 25, I feel little need to lose my virginity. I'm fine without sex right now.

Sexual jokes and innuendo, on the other hand . . . }(

DU DU DU DU DU

Get it?

Um.... I just think about it periodically.

But then I would have problems if I wasn't able to spay or neuter them. Just watching them go at it would be problematic for me.

Ok that was just wrong.

Really I don't know, maybe take up on throwing stuff at people? :shrug:

Blue