Inquiring minds want to know - Democratic Underground

GabysPoppy

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Thu Jan-08-04 08:57 AM
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Inquiring minds want to know

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

and

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Jan-08-04 09:00 AM
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1. I would think that, in heaven, one would be clothed however one desired.

But, if not, I hope whoever makes the choice for me picks something comfy. Eternity is a long time. :D

I think the main problem with wheels on luggage was the composition of the wheels. Now that we have better materials, we can make longer lasting wheels. Just a guess though. It's still early...

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rustydog

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Thu Jan-08-04 09:25 AM
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3. Could this be why mom always asked if I had on clean underwear?

:bounce:

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trof

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Thu Jan-08-04 09:01 AM
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2. 1 is easy-peasey

1. Everybody knows that when you get to heaven you're issued a white robe, wings, a halo, and a harp.
Everyone dresses the same and there are no badges of rank.
Oh, except God.
He's the only one allowed to wear a beard.
Even Jesus had to shave.

2. Yeah, how come?

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Bronco69

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Thu Jan-08-04 09:45 AM
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4. What if you don't know how to play the harp?

Will they give you lessons? Is there a harp instruction school? When you die do you automatically receive harp playing skills?

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