I've been thinking about the K-Fed/Britney Spears custody ordeal

Well Judge Sasquatch has come to a conclusion and is ready to rule over who will gain custody of the two children. When weighing the evidence that both parents are about as trustworthy as Rush Limbaugh locked in a pharmacy overnight. It's also obvious that both sets of grandparents are as equally untrustworthy as the parents. So in conclusion I rule that the children would stand a better chance at being productive members of society if they were raised in the woods by wild animals. So I place the children in custody of a Coyote and a Feral Barncat. Because I believe between those two animals the children will learn more practical lifeskills than they will with any of their biologocal relatives. Case Closed.

Also I took some Geology in college so I'm a little fascinated by unmitigated disasters.

of The Spears offspring...

He's the more trustworthy of the two.

that I feel so sorry for the children involved. They are total innocents in all of this mess.

You're right, there's no one who appears to be a suitable guardian in either case.

And imagine how Anna Nicole's daughter will feel when she is old enough to see the media coverage of her mother's death. Prince Asshat stepped in front of the cameras to say that, "100 men could have been the baby's father." What a gentleman!

Sad.

i'll offer the unscientific thought that it was her body and career ruined by her choice to have kids, they're both drug addicted bums and he's sex addicted on top of it, so she gets custody but nobody died and made me solomon