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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:38 PM
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My Submission is that half of you people are perverts.
Edited on Tue Feb-27-07 04:47 PM by HEyHEY
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:40 PM
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1. Half? Half all of the time. All most of the time. Half?
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:42 PM
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2. All my people are perverts.
:evilgrin:
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:43 PM
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4. Got that right.
;)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:44 PM
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6. Hey you!
:hi:

How's it going?
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:55 PM
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18. Beat...
loooong day! But we showed over 600 elementary-schoolers how cool modern dance is, four long sessions of it. Good day nonetheless. Leaving SCarolina tomorrow for Georgia.

Hope you are well...
from one of your perverted people :hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:45 PM
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8. I'm blaming it all on you
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6241533&mesg_id=6241536

:hi:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:49 PM
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12. LOL!
I totally missed that...:rofl:

NAKED PILATES, NAKED PILATES, barenakedlady, NAKED PILATES, NAKED PILATES, barenakedlay, NAKED PILATES, NAKED PILATES

(power of suggestion ;) )

:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:50 PM
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13. Now don't get all subliminal on me
Edited on Tue Feb-27-07 04:51 PM by billyskank
that's evil

:P

Edit: I just noticed you said "bare" and "naked" and "lay" :blush:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:53 PM
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16. Hmmmmm
perhaps my attempt on subliminal messages backfired onto me.

Entirely possible. :blush:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:53 PM
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17. Aha
a Freudian typo. :D
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:42 PM
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3. Which half? nt
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:44 PM
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5. The left half, of course. nt
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:45 PM
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7. I know which half I belong to...
:rofl: :evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:46 PM
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9. I am an aspiring pervert.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:56 PM
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19. If ever you need someone to practice on...
.....

.......


:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:57 PM
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21. Why yes
it is better with two. ;)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 05:00 PM
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22. Just trying to be helpful
;)

I'm nice that way.

:evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 05:07 PM
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24. Yes
you are a kind a helpful person. :*
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:46 PM
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10. I'm a pervert from the waist down
n/t
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:52 PM
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15. I can identify with that
I sometime feel like I am living with a roomate I have absolutely nothing in coming with. It's like "wow, you think s/he's cute? really? wow." And off we go.

:rofl:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:46 PM
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11. I don't have any people.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:51 PM
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14. All people are perverts some of the time
and some of the people are perverts all of the time
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:56 PM
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20. Conservative estimate there, don't you think?
Half? Only half?

If it's only half, I would bet at least half of the non-perverted half just haven't discovered their inner pervert yet.

:7
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 05:48 PM
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28. And those accused of being non-perverts are damn insulted!
:grr: We're just as perverted as anybody!
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 05:02 PM
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23. Damn skippy.
:evilgrin:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 05:09 PM
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25. Yes. And we're the only half you can in any way relate to.
So. What does that tell us.
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 05:15 PM
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26. You can
pervert all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't pervert all of the people all of the time,

unless....


BTW I like my nun better than your nun.
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Jimbo S Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 05:40 PM
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27. There must be a total non-pervert somewhere here to balance me out.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 06:20 PM
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29. I demand to see this list of alleged perverts! Email it to me at once so this can be looked into!
phone numbers would help too...

:D
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DarkmoonIkonoklast Donating Member (829 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 08:29 PM
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30. Perverts? Here? uh... what is a pervert?
   I have NEVER had sex with animals, children, dead people or inflatables...
   Pervert? Not ME!
   Unless you're using fundie standards:
   You know: an apprentice is classified as a PREvert...
   ... a PERvert is a journeyman...
   ... and a master teacher is classified as a PROvert;
   In THAT case, I PROUDLY claim the rank of PROvert!
   Any questions? My office hours are 22:00 -- 06:00 GMT -08; lessons available by appointment. Bring your own flail.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 08:31 PM
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31. Half of us are deeply insulted by that remark!
and I'm not saying which half.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 08:43 PM
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32. I agree. These sickos make me sick!
Boobs, Boobs, Wiener, Pubes! :woohoo:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 08:46 PM
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33. Well pervert did rank high on my self-absorbent poll
Edited on Tue Feb-27-07 08:47 PM by GoPsUx
So i guess i have to deal with the results.
GoPsUx = Pervert
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 10:21 PM
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34. and the other half hang out with perverts
whats your point?
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 10:53 PM
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35. I'm no pervert!
Seriously. Not in the least.
Sigh, okay. Who am I kidding?
I'm a total sadist, remember? :evilgrin:
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 10:55 PM
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36. And the other half are
pre-perverts.

Why can't we all just, well, you know?

:rofl:
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