There once was a man from Nantucket....

Do you know the rest of the words? Please don't post them and lock this thread. :) I was amazed how many people I know that only ever heard the first line and not the rest. Maybe because I'm a New England gal that I've always known the rest.

I don't know them and since no one can post them how will I ever find out?

:shrug:

Shaaaaaaaame on you.

I thought everyone knew them. But then again, I'm also from New England. :-)

Finish that one!:D

I know the Nantucket one, naturally.

fuck it...sumpin like that:shrug:

but it's still dirty and it still rhymes. :evilgrin:

I don't know if that's good or not, but I know it. :P

there once was a man from Nantucket
whose........................

he said with...........


if my ear were.........


i really do believe i would .............

who had a, well, I'd hate to get banned over something so simple, but the one I heard is hilarious.

whose member was so large he could autofellate.

While cleaning the lower portions of his face

He exclaimed with obvious happiness

"If my aural appendage were similar to a female procreative organ, I could engage in intercourse with it."

I really did never know the rest of the words before, though I could guess at least the last two. :)

I know the rest of that limerick and more. Now, does that make me a good or bad boy?

There was a gay boy of Khartoum
Who took a lesbian up to his room.
But they argued all night,
Over who had the right,
To do what, with which, and to whom.

Who would pm his butt in a hurry.
To innocent chicks
for giggles and kicks.
At least thats what i'm telling and jury.
:7
:rofl:

:rofl:

and didn't know it :7

too bad I might never go back :( I really miss Portsmouth, Boston, and that one in Maine.

The other night I was in a group of people and we were making op limericks. Each person had to make up a limerick using the name of the next person. The next person was named Goebbel (pronounced it Gable) but T couldn't think of anything. I had to stand there in front of everybody and try to make up a limerick, but I couldn't even remember what one was.

I woke up feeling oddly uncomfortable and embarrased - well, kind of half awake ... but I couldn't get back to sleep until I made up a limerick ..... so this is what I finally came up with:

An old German waiter named Goebbel
Eyed a pretty young thing at his table
When she noticed his pants
were a little advanced,
He said: "Mit der viagra, sometimes Ich bin able."

:shrug: