Man, Donkey, Latex, Handcuffs, Hotel.

http://www.galwayfirst.ie/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=114&Item

"A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week...Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit” which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city...McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed...He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence."

:rofl:

apparently in Ireland in 1836, this was perfectly legal.

You could stick your donkey anywhere! It was great!

Donkey in a tree! Sure!
Donkey in your tub! Keeps their feet off the floor!
Donkey in your hotel! Great to snuggle with on those cold nights!

little do people know that Ireland was afraid that too many people were emmigrating to America because of the loose morals of Irish donkeys. the UDAA was passed to help keep more people in the country. it failed.

and Ireland has a law about the Accomodation of Donkeys? what poor sap had to dig that one up from the files?

"O'Reilly! Damnit, there has to be something we can charge this guy with! Get on it. Find me something, anything. No one bring s Donkey to a hotel room in this town and gets away with it! No one, you hear me?"

What? This isn't Jeopardy?!?!?!?