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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 08:00 PM
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Poll question: Which do you want to do when someone ticks you off?
Today, while at work, I got so ticked off that I kept saying that I wanted to kick someone in the knee caps. :mad:


So, which do you want to do to the offending person?

:shrug:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 08:04 PM
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1. You don't really want to know.
I go for mayhem.
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 08:05 PM
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2. It's Friday and I need some cheering up...
and some good suggestions. Praying sometimes just doesn't cut it. :P
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 08:11 PM
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5. OK, where I come from kicking in the kneecaps is baby shit.
A 2 by 4 to the side of the head for starters.
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 09:25 PM
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7. I was at work...
although I could have ran the through the shingles machine. :)
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 12:37 AM
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27. Same here.
but I go for a bloodbath.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 08:07 PM
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3. Other, grab them by
the collar and throw them head first on something hard and narrow like a column, a metal bar or just the edge of a door. It happens to me very rarely, but it does happen.
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 09:32 PM
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10. The idiot is too tall for me to do that.
That is why I said I wanted to kick him in the knee caps. :)
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 09:35 PM
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11. Well then instead of the collar,
just grab his crotch. Believe me, you'll be able to throw exactly where you want :D
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 09:37 PM
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12. Thanx!
I'll remeber that the next time he says something stupid. :D
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 09:42 PM
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13. My pleasure
:D
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 09:45 PM
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14. The funny thing is...
he looks like the guy from the Verizon Wireless commercial that is supposed to be alone in the field with the gangsters. :)
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 09:55 PM
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17. Ah, an inspiring target then
:D
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 08:10 PM
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4. You have to go for what hurts.
Edited on Fri Mar-02-07 08:13 PM by Shell Beau
The "jewels" of course if its a guy!! The part of the back where the kidneys are located. Great way to hurt them! The chest area, that really hurts when you punch it. Also, that tender area on the bottom of the arm and thighs, pinch it ever so slightly!!! That hurts!! Also, if you punch someone in the throat, they may just not recover!

How do I know these things? Well, I had two mean ass brothers who loved to pick on the youngest and only girl! I learned to defend myself very quick!!

:P I have never had to use the tactics (except on my brothers when I was little), but let me tell you, they work!!!

That's just if you want to get physical and all! :P
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 09:29 PM
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8. If you punch them in the spot closest to the ear on the neck
it can stun them real good. I did it to my brother. Pinching only works if you can get the when they aren't looking. :)
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 08:13 PM
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6. Grab Them By The Scruff Of The Neck
rub their nose in their own crap

:mad:

oh, wait, that's the dog

um,

kick them in the kneecaps sounds fun, how 'bout whack em with a bowling pin in the kneecaps?

:shrug:

:hi:
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 09:30 PM
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9. I thought about getting a handful of granules...
but I hate to short change the shingles. :P
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 10:28 PM
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18. Urp...
:scared:


:hi:

:hug:
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Ariana Celeste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 09:47 PM
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15. Kick them in the face.
:D
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 09:54 PM
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16. I'd have to go Jett Li on him then.
A flying kick to the face sounds pretty good. :)
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 01:48 AM
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30. That I'd Like To See!
:hi:

:hug:
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 10:35 PM
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19. God I'm a weirdo...
I want to talk.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 10:45 PM
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21. Me, too
8 times out of 10, that's what I want to do.


It depends on the circumstances, too. If it's inadvertent, rather than someone consciously doing it, or passive aggressiveness, then I'd want to talk. The last two I have more difficulty with, and if it's a repeated pattern, will just cut them out of my life.


There is one person who I have to deal with occasionally that I despise, and I'd just like to tear a strip off of him. Nothing physical, just berate him in front of others the way he does. I don't know this person well, and don't want to.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 10:47 PM
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22. What Do You Want To Say?
when you talk?
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 10:57 PM
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23. Basically...you really pissed me off
now explain yourself and tell me your side of the story. I'd listen and THEN might slap his head off. But, definitely talk first.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 11:24 PM
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24. Okay
just checking it out

:shrug:

better to talk first, slap later than visa versa I suppose

sometimes you just know they need a slappin'!

:rofl:
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 01:42 AM
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29. that is the best and wisest approach.
I want to make things right so bad sometimes that I end up apologizing for things that other people did to get rid of any negativity. Which doesn't work, it just makes me a chump. Talking it out, with honesty like you said in your post, is the best way.
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Scarlett17 Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 10:42 PM
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20. I'm partial to the threat of "snatch you bald-headed".
It really catches people off guard.

:evilgrin:
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 11:05 AM
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31. that only works if
the hair on their head is growing out of the roots!:P
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Scarlett17 Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-04-07 01:20 AM
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39. I don't know. . .
weaves are EXPENSIVE!

:rofl:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 11:26 PM
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25. Stuff that would make Hannibal Lecter blush.
:hide:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 01:40 AM
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28. Oh bullshit. Nobody here believes that.
:D
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 03:43 PM
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36. Exactly.
:evilgrin:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 06:17 PM
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38. You have an evil side.
I like that.
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 11:09 AM
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33. Like what?
The only thing that would make him blush is doing a Pinhead!!! :)
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BlueStorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-02-07 11:35 PM
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26. Put a voodoo curse on them...
or if I could, set up a way to electrocute them.

Blue
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 11:07 AM
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32. I like the curse.
Thanks! :hi:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 11:19 AM
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34. To destroy them utterly and erase all memory of them from the very universe itself
(except for my own mind, because I want to remember that they were utterly destroyed)
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 11:31 AM
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35. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
:rofl:
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AmyDeLune Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 04:12 PM
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37. On my worst days...


...but I don't actually own a gun and even if I did, don't have the wrist strength to fire like that...but that's what fantasies are for. :evilgrin:
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-04-07 01:22 AM
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40. Request that they fuck off and die forthwith
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