What to do when the terrorists attack - Democratic Underground

Lasher

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Sat Mar-03-07 12:59 AM
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What to do when the terrorists attack

The US government has a website, http://www.ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations below. Enjoy!

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

More: http://www.safenow.org/

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u4ic

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Sat Mar-03-07 01:05 AM
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1. Ha! I remember this

circulating a while back.

Thanks for the laugh once again. :D

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Lasher

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Sat Mar-03-07 01:50 AM
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2. I saw it awhile back too.

I like the one of lifting a wall off yourself with your flashlight beam. Yuk yuk.

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