Cats talk to my wife. - Democratic Underground

rug

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Sat Mar-03-07 10:47 AM
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Cats talk to my wife.

The scary part is she does what they say.

:scared:

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:28 AM
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1. You have to do what cats tell you to do.

You just do.

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rug

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:36 AM
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2. I think they're starting to control the Lounge.

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Rhythm

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:51 AM
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3. Oktoberain has an ongoing conversation with our black cat, Poe...

it's terribly funny to observe, too...

If she's on the comp (which is in the corner of our bedroom), he'll walk into the room, announce his presence with a 'meep' (this peculiar not-quite-meow noise that he makes), then jump up on the bed, and proceed to meep and meow insistently. She's told me that this is his not-so-subtle way of telling her to "get off the comp, and come lay down over there to pet" him.

If she doesn't do so within a few minutes, he gives up, meeps again, and then jumps up into her lap to get his petting anyway.

I've seen this happen a dozen times, and even when i'm still in bed, he'll meep and carry on for HER specifically.

Cats are weird...

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rug

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Sat Mar-03-07 12:04 PM
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4. Oh, I can handle the meeps, it's the Aramaic incantations that are giving me the creeps.

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Orsino

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Sat Mar-03-07 12:25 PM
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5. If it weren't important, the cats wouldn't say it.

They'd still be asleep, in fact.

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rug

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Sat Mar-03-07 12:29 PM
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6. You may have a point.

I can dimly hear them saying something about "can".

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Orsino

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Sat Mar-03-07 12:37 PM
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7. Either you bring the cat food, or you ARE the cat food.

There is no try.

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Sat Mar-03-07 12:43 PM
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8. Meep.

And I'm not kidding this time.

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rug

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Sat Mar-03-07 12:52 PM
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9. Ok, Ok, just stop staring.

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Sat Mar-03-07 01:10 PM
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10. Just don't EVER get me wet.

I'm series11!!

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