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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 12:09 PM
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There's a phone in my beer.
Edited on Sat Mar-03-07 12:24 PM by mmonk

This is the moment when my phone did a deep six into my beer. I stood up to yell on our go ahead goal against the Pittsburgh Penguins last night when my phone popped out of its belt holder and went directly into my beer in the cup holder at my seat.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 12:11 PM
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1. That's ok...there's a tear in mine
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 12:25 PM
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2. Why?
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 12:38 PM
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3. I'd tell you, but I can't remember any of the lyrics from the song!
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-04-07 09:17 AM
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4. oh
;-)
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Scarlett17 Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-04-07 02:45 PM
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5. "There's A Tear In My Beer" by Hank Williams Jr
There's a tear in my beer
'cause I'm cryin' for you,dear
you are on my lonely mind.
Into these last nine beers
I have shed a million tears.
You are on my lonely mind
I'm gonna keep drinkin'
until I'm petrified.
And then maybe these tears
will leave my eyes.
There's a tear in my beer
cause I'm crying' for you dear
You are on my lonely mind.

Last night I walked the floor
and the night before
You are on my lonely mind.
It seems my life is through
and I'm so doggone blue
You are on my lonely mind.
I'm gonna keep drinkin'
till I can't move a toe
and then maybe my heart
won't hurt me so.
There's a tear in my beer
cause I'm cryin' for you dear
You are on my lonely mind.

Lord, I've tried and I've tried
But my tears I can't hide
You are on my lonely mind.
All these blues that I've found
Have really got me down
You are on my lonely mind
I'm gonna keep drinkin'
till I can't even think
Cause in the last week
I ain't slept a wink
There's a tear in my beer
cause I'm crying for you dear
You are on my lonely mind.
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dropkickpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-04-07 03:05 PM
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6. That's what you get
for cheering against the Pens!! :beer: :silly:

Mine most recently to a plunge into the toilet, and, 5 days later, resurrected itself!
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Va Lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-04-07 03:45 PM
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7. That's alcohol abuse!
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-04-07 06:26 PM
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8. Did it make the beer taste funny? nt
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