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jpgray

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:06 PM
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You can fight in this thread

Permission is pending from Skinner, but I'm sure he's cool with it.

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datasuspect

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:08 PM
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1. what the fuck do you mean by that?

i don't know much about what you're saying, but i know about drankin budweiser and whipping ass

oh, and teasing vegans and feeding pit bulls to alligators

MEAT MEAT MEAT!!!!!

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jpgray

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:09 PM
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2. A mentos joke in your sigline? Not even Jesus can save that.

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datasuspect

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:10 PM
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4. jesus is funky fresh yo~!

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terrya

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:14 PM
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9. Holy shit

That's one seriously buff looking Jesus.

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jpgray

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:16 PM
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10. And on the third day, Jesus modeled again. In fulfillment of the Brawny paper towel contract

Edited on Sat Mar-03-07 03:16 PM by jpgray

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datasuspect

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:18 PM
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11. THIS is a buff (and very sexy) jesus

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terrya

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Sat Mar-03-07 05:22 PM
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12. You're right

Man, that Jesus has spent some serious time in the gym.

Wow-wee.

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leeroysphitz

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Sat Mar-03-07 05:31 PM
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13. Damn. I'm getting kind of aroused...

Edited on Sat Mar-03-07 05:33 PM by leeroysphits

Break me off a piece of that...

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Deja Q

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:21 PM
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21. Yes, it does redefine yelling "Oh, Jesus!" in church...

:yoiks:

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Deja Q

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:21 PM
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20. I hope to look that good in 6 months...

Which reminds me, I need to pick up the extra 50LB set of barbell platters tonight...

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crim son

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:20 PM
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19. Yeah, but he has too much chin.

Disturbing.

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SKKY

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Sat Mar-03-07 07:59 PM
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43. I think we should change the consititution so that foreigners can be president...

...Rupert Murdoch has some great ideas if you just give them a chance!

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graywarrior

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:10 PM
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3. Who can I fight with??????

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jpgray

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:11 PM
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5. Animal rights activists might have a word with you about your "fowl" bondage practices

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graywarrior

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:13 PM
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7. YES!!!!!

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philosophie_en_rose

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:12 PM
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6. No talking about DU fight club.

;)

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Mar-03-07 03:14 PM
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8. I love The olive Garden,Oasis,And I think Breast feeding is obscene

Unless I am the one doing the feeding.
Oh and I have a problem with Gay vegans!!:sarcasm: (of course i am kidding).
But Canadians don't even get me started I mean what's that all aboot.:silly:

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leeroysphitz

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Sat Mar-03-07 05:33 PM
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15. I've always maintained that the U.S. is decades ahead of Canada

in cigarette lighter technology...

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Mar-03-07 05:39 PM
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16. Canadians i mean sheesh

I hear their cars run on maple syrup..typical :eyes:

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bridgit

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Sat Mar-03-07 05:32 PM
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14. fine by me put up your dukes!!!

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Deja Q

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:03 PM
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17. I'll bring the jello!

Edited on Sat Mar-03-07 06:03 PM by HypnoToad

:rofl:

(What sort of fightin' were you expectin', cowboy? :7 )

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Blue-Jay

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:17 PM
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18. Fuck this! I thought this was a "progressive board".

Well I guess I was wrong, wasn't I?

I'll huff and puff and blow your house down, motherfucker!

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asthmaticeog

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:22 PM
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22. STFU commie, you need the centrists more than we need you.

WE'RE MORE WINNABLE! WAAAH!

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Blue-Jay

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:30 PM
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25. Don't you tell tell ME when to STFU!

As a matter of fact, I'm gonna call my wife and have her alert on your post. That'll teach you a goddamned lesson, you fake-liberal!

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asthmaticeog

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:32 PM
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26. Ah, go vote for Nader, hippie.

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Blue-Jay

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:36 PM
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27. YOU'RE the hippie, hippie.

And no amount of kangaroo sex will convince me otherwise.

(it's kinda hot, though, if you're into that sort of thing.)

Which I'm NOT, by the way.

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asthmaticeog

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:42 PM
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30. Trans-species-sex-lovin' hippie

So when you call your wife to tell her to alert on me, are you gonna 'fess up about all the pouch you're gettin' on the side?

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Blue-Jay

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:47 PM
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33. Hush dude! I thought you agreed that we would keep that a secret.

Damn, I'm busted.

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Generic Brad

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:45 PM
Response to Reply #27

57. Marisupials are so HOT!!!

You've got me hopping.

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crim son

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:26 PM
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23. You asked for it assole

Really, you don't want to get me fucking started.

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:27 PM
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24. ouch!!

:popcorn:

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crim son

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Sat Mar-03-07 07:32 PM
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37. Take that, dipshit,

Edited on Sat Mar-03-07 07:32 PM by crim son

then walk away and never look in my direction again.

:D :hi:

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Mar-03-07 07:34 PM
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38. You wanna piece of me Chicka!!!!

:7
:hi:

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crim son

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Sat Mar-03-07 07:36 PM
Response to Reply #38

39. I did, once,

until I read your post about being a speed f***er. :evilgrin: :P

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Mar-03-07 07:40 PM
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40. Damn I guess my secret is out.

:hide:
:rofl:

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Mar-03-07 07:43 PM
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41. Hurt me!

:evilgrin:

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crim son

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Sat Mar-03-07 09:23 PM
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46. I'd rather you hurt me.

Somehow... :evilgrin:

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Mar-03-07 10:50 PM
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48. I could make you die of laughter somehow.

:evilgrin: :rofl:

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crim son

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:22 PM
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51. They do say it's the best medicine.

That mayn't apply if it kills me.

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:34 PM
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53. Mayn't?

:rofl: :D

I do make people laugh a lot. I just don't know if it's at me or with me. :D

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crim son

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:41 PM
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54. My family has always used the word. Apparently nobody else does!

http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=24219

I'll laugh at an empty CD case when I'm in a good mood, so I would probably do both: AT and WITH. But kindly, so you wouldn't be offended. :)

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:44 PM
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55. Good.

'Cause I got a whole barrel for ya!

(Of laughs, silly.) :D

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crim son

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:47 PM
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58. I wouldn't for one minute presume

that you meant anything else. :bounce:

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:48 PM
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59. Mr. Bouncy disagrees.

:rofl:

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crim son

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:57 PM
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60. That's Ms. Bouncy

and she can't be controlled. :rofl:

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sun Mar-04-07 12:04 AM
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61. She's a hellcat!

Scratching and clawing wildly away! :evilgrin:

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crim son

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Sun Mar-04-07 12:08 AM
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62. You should have seen her when she was young and

Edited on Sun Mar-04-07 12:09 AM by crim son

uninhibited. :evilgrin: On edit: of course you would have been - what - five? :cry:

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sun Mar-04-07 12:13 AM
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63. I'm all about bringing back the classics.

:evilgrin:

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crim son

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Sun Mar-04-07 12:46 AM
Response to Reply #63

64. As always, a calming response.

I have to go to bed because I have an awful headache. Have a great middle-of-the-night! :hug: :loveya: :hug:

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sun Mar-04-07 12:49 AM
Response to Reply #64

66. They call me human Ambien.

:D

Good night! :hi:

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Redstone

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:38 PM
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28. What, you wanna fight? I got your fight right here...

hanging.

Redstone

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Blue-Jay

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:39 PM
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29. Ballsack Fight!

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Redstone

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:42 PM
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31. After school. In the parking lot. Behind the '57 Chevy.

Be there.

Redstone

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Blue-Jay

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:45 PM
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32. You're on!

I'll bring my deadliest scrotum!

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Redstone

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:49 PM
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34. Jesus, that just conjured up an image that I'd rather not visualize again. And made me laugh, too.

thanks for the chuckle.

Redstone

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Blue-Jay

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:50 PM
Response to Reply #34

35. I live to amuse, Mr. Stone.

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Redstone

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Sat Mar-03-07 06:54 PM
Response to Reply #35

36. Well, you certainly succeeded this time. Well-done.

Redstone

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Sat Mar-03-07 07:46 PM
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42. ugh! you again? go back you little troll.

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Random_Australian

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Sat Mar-03-07 08:03 PM
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44. No we can't. And permission isn't pending from Skinner, and he's hot with it.

So there.

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crim son

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Sat Mar-03-07 09:25 PM
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47. Random_Australian!

I was just talking about you the other day because it's been a hell of a long time. I don't even know if you know me as crim son, but I used to be kiraboo and you were a favorite DUer. Glad to see you! :hug:

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Random_Australian

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:01 PM
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49. Crim son is kiraboo! Wow! I never new! I did see you once or twice,

and it's great to see you too! - I have been away so long that I had to start an "I'm back" thread.

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crim son

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:21 PM
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50. Which I missed, apparently.

Well, welcome back! 'Tain't the same place without you.

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GirlinContempt

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Sat Mar-03-07 08:45 PM
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45. Seeing as we both signed up for the same message board

We shouldn't fight. Or dislike each other. We both have the possibility of similar views on some topics therefore we should pretend the other is an intelligent, interesting person no matter what, or at the very least not be mean enough to point out the others lack of logic, reasoning, or brains. To do otherwise would be mean and nasty. Don't attack me! I'm a "liberal" too!

Because, we're all on the same message board. It only makes sense.

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The Straight Story

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:23 PM
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52. Ann coulter was talking about edwards smoking! (nt)

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madinmaryland

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Sat Mar-03-07 11:45 PM
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56. The Olive Garden is Fuckin Great!!1!!

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LSK

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Sun Mar-04-07 12:48 AM
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65. clique clique clique clique clique clique clique clique clique clique

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:popcorn:

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MonkeyFunk

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Tue Mar-06-07 06:42 PM
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67. Man

this thread is asking for trouble.

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