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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 01:44 PM
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A funny thing happened on the bus today.
Mind you, I don't live in an exciting town, but the morning the bus picked up a teenage guy and when he got in a black button bounced on the floor so he picks it up and looks at his jacket which is a zip up and he had a t-shirt on but the look on his face was priceless. It was all I could do to keep from bursting out laughing so I faked a cough. However I couldn't look at him the rest of the trip even though he was across from me or I'd just break up. Before I got on there was a bad intersection accident (no one really hurt bad) right smack at the bus stop with CHPs and fire trucks everywhere so maybe on a normal morning this button incident wouldn't have been as funny. Tragity and humor all at once.
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 02:32 PM
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1. I love the bus for moments like that. :)
People all stuck in their cars in traffic miss all of humanities foibles unfolding on a moment by moment basis. All for our entertainment. :)
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 04:24 PM
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2. Right, like the time an ex-con got on the bus and was
looking over my shoulder at a book I was reading; "I bet you're the smartest person on the bus."

or the time when a sleeping old guy's coffee spilled all over the isle and he was told about it: "I spilled my coffee, AGAIN?"

or driver to passenger: "Mamn, you'll have to dump the beer before you get on my bus." "But, I'm not driving."

Yeah, all sorts.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 04:34 PM
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3. I used to ride the bus regularly
I was riding "over the hill" - that is, from Santa Cruz to Los Gatos one day and the guy behind me got talking to me. When I told him I lived in Los Gatos, he said, "Oh, you must be rich then."

Well, Los Gatos IS a wealthy town but I'm certainly NOT rich and if I was, I wouldn't have been on that bus because the service is so lousy it takes close to 3 hours to make a 20 minute trip.

But I flippantly replied, "Yeah, I am" figuring he was kidding. He wasn't.

"Really?" he said in awe. "Why are you riding the bus?"

"Well," I told him, "The limo's in the shop and sometimes I just like to mingle with the little people, you know?"

It was a strange ride...
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 06:36 PM
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4. You are such a bad boy(girl)!
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-05-07 07:43 PM
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5. Many years ago I was riding on a bus on Market Street in San Francisco
and saw a gorilla (well, a man in a gorilla suit) playing a trumpet on the sidewalk near one of the stops. I thought it was amusing, and looked around to see if anyone else noticed so I could share the laugh with them but everyone else either didn't notice, or pretended not to.
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