Lexus Radio - I loved this one...

Lexus Radio


A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost her a bundle.

Two days later, she took it back to the dealer, complaining that the
radio was not working.

"Madam", said the Sales Manager, "the audio system in this car is
completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to
listen to, and that's exactly what you will hear. It's a marvelous
feature!"

She drove out, amazed and slightly confused. She looked at the radio
and said "Nelson."
The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"

Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On The Road
Again." The lady was astounded!!

If she said "Beethoven"; that's what she got. If she said "Nat King
Cole", she got it. If she said "Frank Sinatra" she immediately heard
him crooning.

Suddenly, at a traffic light her light turned green and she pulled out.
Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye she saw a big Sports
Utility Vehicle speeding right at her.

She swerved and narrowly missed a terrible collision.....
"Asshole!", she yelled......

And, from the radio............"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States...."