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My college sorority has a tradition every spring: Spring Fling. We go to a local park, have a picnic and drink tons of Lemonade & Vodka because that was the official drink of our sorority (yellow was our official color). The entire day we were to romp around the park & playground like we were young kids again.

Well, to get into the tradition of a playground romp we decided to bring along straws and drink our lemonade & vodka with straws. For some reason - that tends to get you a bit drunker much quicker (not sure why - maybe it's an urban legend). Anyhow, within about an hour I was passed out drunk and basically slept at the park the entire time until someone (who for the life of me I can't remember) brought me home and tossed me into bed. And for some reason all my clothes were wet - not sure if it rained, if someone poured water on me or tossed me into the show.

The following Spring Fling I brought a six-pack of beer and nursed it. Laughed at all the new sisters getting shitfaced on vodka and cringing of that memory from the previous year

Now, there was one time in the Peace Corps in a bar in Bangkok where three of us drank an entire bottle of Johnny Walker. That was bad.