teens accused of making ostrich impotent

otherlander

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Wed Mar-07-07 03:54 PM
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teens accused of making ostrich impotent

http://news.aol.com/strange/story/_a/teens-accused-of-making-ostrich-impotent/n20070305131209990012

BERLIN (March 5) - Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav.

Rico Gabel, a farmer in Lohsa, northeast of Dresden, is claiming $6,450 in damages for the alleged antics of the three youths, ages 17-18, between Dec. 27 and 29, 2005.

According to his lawsuit, the farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners.

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AllegroRondo

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Wed Mar-07-07 04:20 PM
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1. Maybe they just need to get him drunk?

:shrug:

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