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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 01:38 PM
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No, for the last time, I don't want to "increase the size of my manhood"
Cleaning out my spam folder in my email account. Every third junk message seems to be a variation on that.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 01:42 PM
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1. Certainly not! Now about those penny stocks. I swear this one is a winner!
I have inside information that Cambridge Resources Corp (CBRP) is going up!
Buy now while the stock is at .035!






:P
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 01:44 PM
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2. Oh, those too!
I hate those. Right, sure, I'll put my hard earned money into stocks from a total stranger in a spam email. :eyes:
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 01:51 PM
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3. Has your account at Third Barclay First Bank been suspended?
How about an email from someone holding money for an Amreican Soldier who was killed in Iraq who wants you to help them get the money back to his family?
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 01:52 PM
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4. I get those too.
And I have a bergina. :D
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 01:54 PM
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6. Apparently, I'll be able to pleasure my woman if I do that.
Or so the soon to be deleted spam tells me.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 01:53 PM
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5. What about your bust size?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 02:12 PM
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7. well lah-di-da
excuse ME, Mr. Stryker.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 02:30 PM
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12. I could have a career in the exciting world of gay porn.
But then I could be a magnet for repulsive right wing women.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 02:14 PM
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8. Does Anybody Really Believe That Stuff Works?
Some over the counter herbal or pill? Seems like it would have been discovered 4 hundred years ago and it would be the most popular pill ever if it actually did anything.
The Professor
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 02:15 PM
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9. Wait...
they don't work?!?!

Son of a....
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 02:19 PM
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11. Don't They Have A 30 Day Money Back Thing?
Leapt before you looked, dincha?
The Professor
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 02:16 PM
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10. neither do i. nor do i have trouble getting it up.
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 02:31 PM
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13. What???
You don't want Smilin' Bob as your BFF?
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 02:41 PM
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14. Actually I'm trying to find a way to reduce it!! ;) nt
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 03:08 PM
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16. This post is useless without pics.
:evilgrin:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 02:48 PM
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15. Suuurrre you don't...
Why do you hate America?

;)
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SCantiGOP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 03:12 PM
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17. Try it !
I got a hilarious email from a friend while back. He said he got tired of the spam, but before buying a spam filter he decided to read and respond to every email for a week. He said he now had an 11' penis, had just refinanced his house for the tenth time that week, with the last one being for .03%, and a nice woman in Nigeria had just deposited $44 million dollars in his bank account.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 03:59 PM
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18. I don't want to increase the size of my manhood either
Especially since I have no manhood to begin with.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 04:02 PM
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19. You got that offer from Isoscoles P. Garbagetruck too?
:rofl: I thought he sent it just to me. :cry: I'm not special any more.

But then again, I have no manhood of which to increase the size. :P :rofl:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 04:03 PM
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20. Am I going to take penis enlargment tips from someone...
named Isoscoles P. Garbagetruck? I think NOT. :-)
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 04:08 PM
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21. Why not? You know that's a perfectly legitimate name.
Just like Idiom Q. Paper and all of their friends. :P :rofl: If I were a guy, I'd keep anything sold by a guy named after a triangle and a vehicle as far away from my manhood as possible. :P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 04:09 PM
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22. Would you take penis enlargement tips if their name was Gerald Smith?
Just wondering. :D
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 04:11 PM
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23. Maybe if they're names were Jeff Stryker or Rick Donovan
Two of my all time favorite gay adult film..actors? Performers? :-)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 04:12 PM
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24. Now is this heading in the TMI direction?
:rofl:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 04:14 PM
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25. That's as far as I'm going with that.
I don't want to give my friend Call Me Wesley any reason to lock my own thread. :-)
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formerrepuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-09-07 05:04 PM
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26. BLESS YOU MY NAME IS MATSON R. NKWEDE FROM CENTRAL NIGERIAN BANK AND...
...n/t
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