Fuck... that hour I'm losing tonight - Democratic Underground

MonkeyFunk

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Sun Mar-11-07 02:59 AM
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Fuck... that hour I'm losing tonight

was the one I had scheduled to pay my bills, wash the dog, learn algebra, throw in a load of laundry and make sweet beautiful love.

Damn you DST!!!

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Reverend_Smitty

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Sun Mar-11-07 03:04 AM
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1. I know!

It's already 4am here and I should be getting to bed right now, but I'm not tired just yet. Thankfully I have nothing planned for tomorrow so it will be cool if I wake up at the crack of noon!

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Heidi

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Sun Mar-11-07 03:06 AM
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2. Can you actually do all that in an hour?

If so, I humbly invite you to Switzerland. (Call Me Wesley, kindly avert your eyes.)

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MonkeyFunk

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Sun Mar-11-07 03:07 AM
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3. Why?

He's too shy to see a man learn algebra?

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Heidi

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Sun Mar-11-07 03:08 AM
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4. Hahahahahaha!

Yes, he's extremely shy. Who'da guessed?

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MonkeyFunk

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Sun Mar-11-07 04:04 AM
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5. He's probably just

jealous of my new-found ability to solve quadratic equations. Wimp.

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tavalon

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Sun Mar-11-07 05:46 AM
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6. I was planning on saving the world during that hour

So thanks to the bureaucrats who decided to move DST to this weekend, the world will not be saved.

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Kutjara

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Sun Mar-11-07 05:48 AM
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7. I was gonna cure cancer.

Oh well...

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dEMOK

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Sun Mar-11-07 05:56 AM
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8. Where Have You Been All my Life???... n-t

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Deja Q

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Sun Mar-11-07 07:05 AM
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9. All of that in one hour?

Laundry = 11 minutes, 35 seconds
Algebra = 41 minutes, 24 seconds

With 7 minutes, 1 second remaining, to engage in making sweet love seems pointless.

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Robeson

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Sun Mar-11-07 07:17 AM
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10. "make sweet beautiful love"....

...I know. My hand is cursing me for that lost hour, as I speak...:o

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Deja Q

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Sun Mar-11-07 07:20 AM
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11. You only need to use one hand?

:wow:

:o

:spray:

:yoiks:

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