Step one: Steal two lobsters.

Step two: (fill in the blank)

pray the rubberbands don't break

Step three: STFU about it
Step four: Repeat

Have you ever actually d... oh, right. Step three.:yoiks:

steal a pound of Plugras butter while you're at it.

Then you can make Hedonist's Deluxe. :9 :evilgrin:

Mmm. I see this plan coming together just fine.

There's a story behind that.

Please? :7

I came home one night around 2 am. In the lobby I pressed the elevator button and the elevator door opened with two crabs scuttling around in it (sorry not lobsters but close). Both crabs looked at me, scuttled into the corner and started clacking their claws and waving them in the air. Of course I thought 'WTF are two crabs doing in the elevator', but this was a really weird building so I got in the elevator and went up to my floor, eying the crabs the whole way. They waved their claws around the whole ride up, but didn't attack me. On my floor I told my roommate what I found, and we got a plastic grocery bag and a spatula and went back to the elevator. We somehow shoveled the two crabs into the bag, drove to the ocean and tossed them in. I always wondered how two crabs got in the elevator. Hence my post. Not lobsters, though. Close.

Step Five: sit back and wait for the movie deal

And find a way to take bets on the outcome.

You'll dance a lively jig then, won't you?

Redstone

Similar line of thinking.
http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/crabs/

:7

I'm definitely going back there for more later.

Redstone

The fuck.
What the fucking hell?!?!? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

and take over the set of Iron Chef America.

Introduce Crusher and Pincher the chefs chosen to battle in Kitchen Stadium that day.

Special ingredient: Tony Bourdain.

Bourdain souflet...

(assuming these are from a restaurant tank somewhere);

Step three: in waterproof ink, write "Please don't eat me" on the tail and claws;

Step four: take pics, again

Step five: find a proper place to release them into the ocean

Step six: Breathe deeply, have a drink on me.

Step seven: After a couple months, fwd the pics to...well, folks that'd like to see that kinda stuff.

Step eight (getting evil now): Go back for two more, and repeat.

I'm hideously allergic to shellfish.

Redstone

Make sure you have those on hand before proceeding!

Be sure to pack them in dry ice. We live in Wisconsin, but our souls still reside on Cape Cod. If you think of it, send some Wellfleet oysters, too.

Step 3: Return a year later and see what they've done with the place

Step Three: Avoid beatings by owners/friends of lobster traps.

Step Four: Have bonfire and clambake on beach.

Step Five: Enjoy with melted butter!

:)