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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:17 AM Original message |
Other crimes to which Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed |
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tk2kewl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
1. He stole the beef |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 02:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
38. Then he let the dogs out! |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
2. He shot J.R. |
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IronLionZion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
3. He's Anna Nicole Smith's baby's daddy |
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Penndems (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 01:04 PM Response to Reply #3 |
32. He hasn't made the Anna Nicole Paternity Madness Bracket yet . . . |
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Lost-in-FL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 04:51 PM Response to Reply #3 |
51. That's so wrong!! |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
4. I hear he wrote the virus protection for windows vista. |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
5. Ha! So that's who stole my pink nailpolish! |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
6. KSM was the man on the grassy knoll. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
7. He knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
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MAGICBULLET (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
8. this is turning out to be |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
9. Most horrific of all: He turned me into a NEWT! |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
10. New Coke. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
11. Recommended a plastic surgeon to Michael Jackson in 1985. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
12. He conspired with Snape to kill Dumbledore. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
13. Co-sponsored the GA anti-sex-toy law. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
14. Sabotaged Janet Jackson's Superbowl outfit. |
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CJCRANE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
15. Put the unicorn |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
16. He failed to put a cover on his TPS Report. He didn't get the memo. |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
17. He kidnapped the Lindberg baby and said his real name is DB Cooper. n/t |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
18. ate my lunch. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
19. Convinced Bill O'Reilly to enter journalism |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
20. You know those plastic packaging that so hard to open? Yep KSM did that too |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
21. Let's just say, Billie Joe MacAllister did jump |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:33 PM Response to Original message |
22. Look what he did in the 17th Century! |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
23. Stole 4400 items of ladies' underwear. |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
24. Responsible for ten hot dogs to a pack and eight rolls to a pack. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
25. So he's confessing to everything that Clinton has been blamed for? |
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Coventina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
26. He's the "crop circles" guy. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:47 PM Response to Original message |
27. In the late '70s, assassinated a popular US child actor with a Pepsi/Pop Rocks IED. |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
28. Gave the Rabbit Trix. |
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Strawman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
29. Bet on the Reds every night |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
30. I told you all that it wasn't me that stole the milk money. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
31. He's also the Boston Stangler. |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
33. He put the "Bop" in the Bop-she-bop-she-bop... |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
34. He's the evil genius behind those child-proof caps on valium bottles. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
35. Blew up the levees in the Lower Ninth Ward |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
36. Told everone that Calgon is the "ancient chinese secret" |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
37. He masterminded the Milli-Vanilli lip sync scandal. |
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deucemagnet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
39. He keeps voting for Sanjaya. n/t |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
40. He's Keyser Soze! |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
41. He took acid with my ex-girlfriend and engaged her in orgiastic excess |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
42. He masturbated in Wal-Mart |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
43. That bastard forgot to scrap all the ice & snow off the top of his SUV |
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Courtesy Flush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
44. He put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
45. C'mon - you haven't noticed that timing of his confessions coincides with the release of |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 04:45 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Oh - and I think he sank my Battleship. |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
47. He's Jack the Ripper n/t |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
48. He found out the Caramilk secret! |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
49. Gave L. Ron Hubbard the idea for Scientology |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
50. He started Freerepublic. |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
52. He handed the falafel |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
53. He started Wal-Mart |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-15-07 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
54. He's always after me Lucky Charms! |
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