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Darkhawk32 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:22 AM
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"I shot the sheriff. But I did not shoot the deputy." - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
Thought I'd add that one to the GD collection. :crazy:
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:23 AM
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1. He forgot to de-ice the Big Bopper's plane.
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:28 AM
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2. He also sabotaged the brakes on Jan Berry\'s motorcycle AND
poured Wesson Oil all over Dead Man\'s Curve.
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FredScuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:31 AM
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3. He put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Edited on Thu Mar-15-07 10:31 AM by FredScuttle
Sadly, he also most certainly put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong.

An international search is still underway for #4, who is suspected of placing the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, as well as #5 who has been fingered for putting the dip in the dip da dip da dip
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:32 AM
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4. he TOOK the bananas! ("Yes, we have no bananas...)
..we have no bananas TODAY!
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:48 AM
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5. HE killed the Electric Car nt
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FourScore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 10:54 AM
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6. He fired the fatal bullet from the grassy knoll!
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Beausoleil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 11:17 AM
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7. He wrote the Book of Love! n/t
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:38 PM
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8. He shot J.R. Ewing, too. Oh, and he knows where Hoffa is buried.
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majorjohn Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:40 PM
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9. He killed off all the dinosaurs
and Jurassic Park was his idea.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:43 PM
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10. He put Ja-Ja Binks in Starwars!
:rofl:

Sorry, I know, that was nerdy. But funny.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:43 PM
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11. He beat Geraldo to the contents of Al Capone's vault.
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 09:11 AM
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12. He knows where Waldo is and Carmen San Diego.
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Darkhawk32 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 09:13 AM
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13. Lose your car keys? He took them!!! n/t
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 09:56 AM
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14. You know those socks that disappear in the laundry?
Khalmo again!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-16-07 10:00 AM
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15. he threw something off the Tallahatchee Bridge
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