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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:40 PM
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anybody want to trade barbs, sarcasm, and innuendo?
i'll start:

i guess now you get to play "grown up."
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:41 PM
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1. oh yeah, sure, in your dreams, buddy
:eyes:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:42 PM
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2. i'm quite sure that when you say you're "nauseous"
you more than effectively inspire that in people. are you sure that you aren't nauseated?
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:49 PM
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19. i'm surprised you even know what that word meant
afterall, I'M the one with the PH.D in English and Astrophysics.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:50 PM
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21. ALERT! ALERT!
we got a rocket scientist here.

i'm pretty sure Vocational Correspondence Schools doesn't offer astrophysics Ph.Ds
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:54 PM
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24. someone's scared by my superior intelligence
and that would be HARVARD, I went too, twice. The second time just for fun. I'm Sorry, what school did you go to again?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:56 PM
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25. after i graduated from reform school
i got a Ph.D. in ass kicking from the school of hard knocks.

there's something untrustworthy about effete east coast snobs.
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:59 PM
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28. rather be an east coast snob than an inbred redneck hick
and your momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 03:01 PM
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30. a harvard man walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder
at 9 p.m. and everyone is drinking and having a good time.

the bartender says, "sorry we're closed."
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:42 PM
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3. You call yourself a liberal? With a post like that?
:eyes:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:44 PM
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5. liberal?
in the sense of the latin root "liber?"

or in the sense of granola-eating tree hugger?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:45 PM
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7. Nice. You don't have the guts to answer the question, so you go
all grammar Nazi on me.

Nice work, Hitler.

:eyes:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:45 PM
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11. at least he kept the trains running on time
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Serendipitous Donating Member (216 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:43 PM
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4. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway?
Oh wait, I don't give a fuck. :eyes:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:45 PM
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8. nice
who the fuck are you ms. 57 posts?

i'm surprised your profile isn't disabled.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:45 PM
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10. OMG.
:spray:

:thumbsup:
Nice work.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:46 PM
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13. i hope people can remember this is a joke thread
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:59 PM
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29. funny
but that's pretty close to what your mom told me last night when we went to Tijuana for that Donkey Show.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 03:02 PM
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31. so that's where you were
when i was "instructing" your sister.

your dad got pissed about that, it was his turn.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:44 PM
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6. Frankly my dear,
you can stuff it where the sun don't shine.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:45 PM
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9. i would if you'd let me get to that place
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:46 PM
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12. It's my fault you can't find it?
:eyes:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:47 PM
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15. think about it
i know it might be hard.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:50 PM
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20. "Might" be hard? Not at ALL hard is what I've heard.
We were talking about you, correct?

mikey_the_rat
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:51 PM
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22. ...
thanks for that. I was starting to take this personally! :rofl:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:52 PM
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23. it's a certifiable disability
what do YOU get SSI for anyway?
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 03:13 PM
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38. Server Side Includes (SSI)? Way too much for YOU to ever understand.
You probably just use it for adding "dynamic" content to your HTML and avoiding CGI, ya slacker.

mikey_the_rat
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:48 PM
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17. If he went to put his head in his hands
He'd miss.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:49 PM
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18. that's because i'm holding yours.
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 03:09 PM
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35. You couldn't find your butt with both hands.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:46 PM
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14. how about subtle and not so subtle attacks.
should we bring those on too?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:47 PM
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16. just bring it
it's all good in the hood
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:58 PM
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26. I love you all
You can decide if that's sarcasm or innuendo
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:58 PM
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27. best. post. ever.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 03:02 PM
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32. Sarcasm right?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 03:04 PM
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33. ohhhhh noooo, not at all.
i can assure you of that.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 03:10 PM
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37. Whew, for a second I thought you were being sarcastic
Now I'm secure in my knowledge that I can make quality posts on the Internet and therefore am a superior being
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 03:09 PM
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36. I don't even know the meaning of the word n/t
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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 03:07 PM
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34. here's what I think of you
x( :( :evilfrown: :evilgrin: :mad: :puke: :eyes: :crazy: :silly: :wtf: :argh: :freak: :nopity: :boring: :spank: :grr: :scared: :thumbsdown: :shrug: :tinfoilhat: :cry: :banghead: :rant: :sarcasm: :rofl: :spray:
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