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datasuspect

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:13 PM
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datasuspect cult members

check your pm

we got a doozy.

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MonkeyFunk

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:15 PM
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1. May I join your cult?

or at least subscribe to your newsletter?

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datasuspect

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:16 PM
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2. you're a charter member

i went ahead and grandfathered you in.

this is a very high honor. you will not have to face the committee.

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MonkeyFunk

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:18 PM
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4. that's awesome

last year, the committee gave me all sorts of shit over that silly arrest.

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terrya

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:17 PM
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3. I was thinking today that it's so sad I'm not in a cult.

I feel like I'm really missing out on all sorts of stuff.

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Serendipitous

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:26 PM
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5. I was a backup singer for the cult jam for 2 tours....

That was PRE-Full Force.

Still no PMS. :shurg:

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Fran Kubelik

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:38 PM
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7. No kidding?

A friend of mine had a daughter who toured with them, I think.

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Serendipitous

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:51 PM
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12. Actually...

I was kidding... I just want to be in the cult!

:sulk:

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Fran Kubelik

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:37 PM
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6. I would like to join your cult.

:hi:

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datasuspect

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:43 PM
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8. i just processed your application

watch for your membership packet.

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Fran Kubelik

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:48 PM
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9. Yippeee!

I have never been in a cult before. I like the idea of worshipping a quirky smart-ass with a twisted, brilliant mind. :hi:

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datasuspect

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:50 PM
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11. don't get too excited

Edited on Tue Mar-20-07 03:56 PM by datasuspect

or complacent.

there is a complex set of regulations and procedural requirements that put the pythagoreans to shame.

but you'll do fine.

barenaked lady is the blood mistress of the exalted temple. she serves at my left hand willing to do my bidding in my absence.

messages from her are trustworthy.

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Fran Kubelik

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:54 PM
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15. Do we have any enemies?

Any stealth missions?
Weapons stockpiles?
Cyanide capsules?

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datasuspect

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:59 PM
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18. you can use your travel vouchers to come to the regional conference

or your can catch it on conference call. i don't want to reveal too much info here.

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Initech

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:50 PM
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10. Ooh, I love crazy cults! Can I join!

Do we have to go live in a remote area compound where we do nothing but slave labor?

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datasuspect

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:51 PM
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13. nah

i've retained the best parts of manson's family without all the murder.

we sit around and take LSD, drink wine, smoke grass and wax pontifically about things we barely understand.

at 9:30 the clothes are shed and we become one.

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Initech

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:53 PM
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14. Sounds like fun!

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MonkeyFunk

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:55 PM
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16. Yawn

that's what we call "thursday" around these parts.

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datasuspect

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Tue Mar-20-07 03:58 PM
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17. you can forget about your retainer

i'm repossessing ancillary merchandising rights.

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MonkeyFunk

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Tue Mar-20-07 04:07 PM
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23. I will forever

own the rights to Sanctimonyman!

I'll see you in court.

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datasuspect

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Tue Mar-20-07 04:10 PM
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25. please advise who is of counsel.

so i can my team working on this.

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MonkeyFunk

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Tue Mar-20-07 04:17 PM
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26. Ha!

you left out a verb! I win!

See Strunk v White, 1936

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datasuspect

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Tue Mar-20-07 04:18 PM
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27. you try solving fermat's last theorem

while drinking cheap gin.

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Serendipitous

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Tue Mar-20-07 04:00 PM
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19. MonkyFunk says you should let me in. I don't stink too bad.

And I have wrangled the obligatory number of vegans to qualify for membership.

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datasuspect

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Tue Mar-20-07 04:02 PM
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21. i'll need a resume and cover letter first

joking, all are welcome. that's the wonderful part of being a citizen of the universe and being squishy with universal love.

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Shell Beau

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Tue Mar-20-07 04:01 PM
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20. Am I part of the cult?

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datasuspect

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Tue Mar-20-07 04:03 PM
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22. your musical taste gives you an exalted position

i knight thee "viscount of the subregion."

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Shell Beau

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Tue Mar-20-07 04:09 PM
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24. I'll take that!!

:woohoo:

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BarenakedLady

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Tue Mar-20-07 05:59 PM
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28. You called, My Lord?

It better be damn good, I was in the middle of my weekly ritualistic blood bath of 100 virgins (well technically I could only find 2 and I think they may not have been totally honest). So I'm feeling a bit weaker than usual.

Give me a cookie and a bottle of beer and I should be good to go.

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Midlodemocrat

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Tue Mar-20-07 06:05 PM
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29. Will there be refreshments?

I'm thirsty.

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