If you havent seen VH1's 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes you should. It's a hoot.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_greatest/103536/episode_about.jhtml

A sampling...

George Bush - "Too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their love with women across this country."

Arnold Schwarzanegger - "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

Alicia Silverstone - "I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

Bill Clinton - "If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy."

R.Kelly - "All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through."

Brooke Shields - "Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Britney Spears - "I get to go overseas places, like Canada"

Christina Aguilera - "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

Dan Quayle - "I love California. I grew up in Phoenix."

If one lives in Phoenix, it probably isn't all that hard hard to become familiar with California as the two locations aren't that far removed from each other.

Quayle's fractured syntax makes his statement look like typical "Quayle"-speak but it's not one of his more incomprehensible gaffes.

my husband and I have been in a gay marriage for almost 20 years. My sister and brother-in-law have been in a gay marriage for over 30 years.

I can't help but snark on the Christina Aguilera quote- "Christina, the Cannes Film Festival will be held in Paris this year." :banghead:

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