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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 09:58 PM
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Question for the unhandy men or unhandy lady.
What do you usually say when you smash your thumb?
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 10:02 PM
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1. fuck me that hurts
well then i say

OOOOwhawhawha
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 10:08 PM
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2. I'm actually pretty damn handy, but I still do that now and again. And when I do,
it sounds something like Goddamn cocksucking motherfucking son of a manky pox-ridden whore of a bitch. Darn it all!

Hey, you asked.

Redstone
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 10:10 PM
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3. after all that...
Edited on Thu Mar-22-07 10:10 PM by TOhioLiberal
...you top it off with 'darn it all'? :D
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 10:13 PM
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5. Yup. That seems to wrap it up, oath-wise, doesn't it? And keeps me from going
directly to Hell as well, as long as the people Upstairs don't notice the first part.

Redstone
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-23-07 04:49 AM
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8. well you just sucked all the air out of the room...
and here i was looking forward to adding my contribution.

nevre mind.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 10:12 PM
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4. I don't care who's standing nearby...my typical reply at that moment is...
"MOTHER FUCKER!"
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:37 PM
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6. what redstone said...
and a few other things as well.

But..... (there's always a "but" isn't there?).. back when I used to frame houses, the first thing I did every morning when I got to the jobsite was to hit my thumb with my hammer... just to get it out of the way and I didn't have to worry about when I was gonna do it.. True story..

Ghost
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 11:38 PM
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7. "Jeezabiscuits!"
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