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MoonRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 12:53 PM
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What brand of food does Barney eat?
Whatever it is we should all switch, cause I can guarantee it is 100% safe.
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youngdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 12:55 PM
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1. Iraqi children's toes with crude oil for gravy
Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 12:55 PM by youngdem
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 12:56 PM
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2. It probably eats caviar and T-Bone steaks
Tacos,burritos and refried beans. :evilgrin:
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MissWaverly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 01:08 PM
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3. buy Purinna
I know that it's filler comes from recycled potato chips, fritos and corn curls
that you don't eat that is removed from store shelves, to my knowledge not a single person
has died from a potato chip.

Miss Waverly
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:07 PM
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13. Mystery solved!
Now I know why my cats love to eat Fritos and Doritos! :rofl:
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querelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:14 PM
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14. Really?
My late and very lamented kitty Gizmo LOVED Doritos. If I was eating them, he would hang around like a bad smell and complain until I gave him a handful. He absolutely adored Doritos. Fuck I miss him..........But he had a good life. He was a rescue that I got from a local agency when he was two years old. He lived to be eighteen. I had to have him put down because his arthritis had rendered him completely immobile. I still think of him often.

Q
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 01:12 PM
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4. If he is like my Scottie....
...Barney loves cheese burgers! :hi:

But will ONLY eat the fries if dipped in Ranch!

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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 01:16 PM
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5. Franks.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 01:24 PM
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6. Probably Science Diet....
the best pet food on the market. Pricey, but if you love your pet........

I'm sure Bush has nothing to do with Barney's feeding and that's probably a good thing. That idiot would give him pencil shavings and navel lint, wondering why Barney was loosing weight. :dunce: In case you haven't noticed, "W" isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. I know, it came as a shock to me too. ;)
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 01:25 PM
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7. Science diet was added to the list
http://www.hillspet.com/menu_foods/Menu_Foods_en_US.htm
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 05:08 PM
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8. Unless Barney has morphed into a cat.....
he won't have a problem. ;)
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 05:12 PM
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9. he has the entire WH staff to cook for him
I doubt he eats canned
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 05:33 PM
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10. This ocurred to me as I was feeding the Vegan Beagle at noon
I thought, "What would happen if Barney or Mrs. Beasley died from contaminated food?"

I mean 95 companies' foods recalled. Those BFEE dogs gotta be eatin' somethin'.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:02 PM
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11. I'm sure Barney gets fed the same bullshit the rest of us do.
:evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:04 PM
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12. Barney, the oddly-shaped dinosaur? Is he a herbivore or does he eat meat?
Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 07:04 PM by HypnoToad
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