I don't have a penis, I am out of the loop and I did not click on

lost-in-nj

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Sat Mar-24-07 07:18 PM
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I don't have a penis, I am out of the loop and I did not click on

Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 07:20 PM by lost-in-nj

the PLEASE REMOVE thread!!!!!! :7 :7
But I did respond to the "who hasn't clicked on the PLEASE REMOVE thread" !!!?????

I don't need directions because I have one of those map/GPS things in my car.......

this is fun ..... :)

:bounce: :bounce:

lost

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Elidor

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Sat Mar-24-07 07:22 PM
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1. But where did your penis go?

:hide:

Jocularity!

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achtung_circus

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Sat Mar-24-07 07:29 PM
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3. Maybe lost-in-nj is from Australia.

Because Bruce was hanging out with his girlfriend Sheila and offered to wrestle with her. Sheila replied she couldn't because it was THAT time of the month.

Bruce was confused, so Sheila elucidated, "you know, Bruce, when blood comes out".

Bruce didn't believe what he was hearing so Sheila dropped her bloomin' bloomers to let him have a gander.

Bruce said, Crickey, Sheila, no wonder you're bleeding, somone's cut your cock off.

I humbly apologise to all and sundry for any and all offences taken at this sexist, North American centric, peurile attempt at humour.

I blame my father, who first told me this one.

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lost-in-nj

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Sat Mar-24-07 07:31 PM
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5. ......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:spray: :spray:

lost

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Elidor

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Sat Mar-24-07 07:33 PM
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7. OMG

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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lost-in-nj

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Sat Mar-24-07 07:29 PM
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4. Well I never had one

that I know of....
I am female and drive an SUV. I believe us woman use our SUV's as our penises.....
I have always believed this.... :)

Its my power between my "hands" :rofl: :rofl:

lost

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Prisoner_Number_Six

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Sat Mar-24-07 07:25 PM
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2. Marry me.

FINALLY, a fellow space traveller. :loveya:

(...or is that SPACED traveller???) :shrug:

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lost-in-nj

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Sat Mar-24-07 07:32 PM
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6. Spaced is more like it

LOL!

I am married, not sure I would ever do it again........

lost

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Schema Thing

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Sat Mar-24-07 07:33 PM
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8. hmmm, "loop...click...penis...did"

I think I can work with that. I'll get this thing locked for you right away :-D

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lost-in-nj

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Sat Mar-24-07 08:18 PM
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9. Thanks

I think!!!!!

:)

lost

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