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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 01:32 PM
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bible folk at my door--"I'm not home" i yell.
omg i am such an idiot. :rofl:

and then my daughter says "This is HUGH and i'm SERIES!!!111"
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Scooter24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 01:37 PM
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1. I love bible folk...
Edited on Sun Mar-25-07 01:37 PM by Scooter24
I wish they would come to my door :(

Happened to me once at a friends house. It was a great excuse to be umm..very "flaming" :rofl:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 01:44 PM
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2. oh they me a leaflet, my bad they were Jehovah's witnesses.
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 01:50 PM
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3. Just tell them your Jewish
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 02:01 PM
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5. or a Satanist.
Either way ... :D
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ellisonz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 03:38 PM
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6. I've tried that...
...doesn't work on Jehovah's Witnesses although it does work on the Mormons.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 05:55 PM
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8. which i am and i usually do mention that and then ask if they'd like to discuss converting
but this morning i don't what i was thinking, "I'm not home" i'm still giggling.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 01:57 PM
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4. Did they ask when you would be home?
:shrug:
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Maineiac Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 03:42 PM
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7. We just send dad to answer the door without his hearing aid
He smiles and nods his head (he's deaf as a stone) eventually, they see this is going nowhere and they leave.
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 06:29 PM
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9. I answer the door with a bowl of candy and my hallowe'en mask -
Edited on Sun Mar-25-07 06:30 PM by Seabiscuit
a really grotesque ghoul mask - and compliment the "trick or treaters" on their original costumes. Then I hand each of them candies - "one for you, one for you, and one for you. Happy Hallowe-en!" Then I close the door.
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