Can we make Old Gregg the mascot of the Lounge? Think of how perfect it is.

He's a social outcast and loser, like many loungers. He's a pervert (exposing himself, the shame!) like most loungers. He's looking for love in all the wrong places, like most Loungers.
He enjoys a good drink (a spot of Bailey's creamy) just like most Loungers.
He's got the funk, and knows how to use it, just like most Loungers. And lastly, if you cross him, HE'LL FUCKING KILL YOU...just like most Loungers. What do you say? I think it's the perfect match for the Lounge.


:freak:
A link to Old Gregg. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toH9Run6OX4&mode=related&search=

Sigh.
I didn't think so.
:cry:

Loungers like to think they support animals and transgender rights, but show 'em a half man/half fish with a mangina and there's a stampede to the exit. Old Gregg would make a fine mascot!

But you make an excellent point. It's not just prejudice, it's hypocrisy!

you are going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life :P

hmm?

i like to sleep, dammit! why wouldn't you want me to sleep?!?!! it's not like you're going to be the one up all night keeping me company.

*stomps off indignantly*

x(

is perverse enough ...

and i know the perfect theme song

hang on while i find it dammit

Wet Dreams
by Kip Addotta

It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"

While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual

Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako

I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut

Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole

Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a . . .
She drank a lot

I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"

And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels

He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods

The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

http://www.com-www.com/musiclyrics/addottakip-wetdream....

nice pick.

spank me

spank me very much:P

*bowing*

:spank:

:rofl:

nothing like a good spanking:P

:P

another spanking...:shrug:

:spank: :spank: now behave.

:patriot:

:P

:P

squeeze me??

twat did you say:P

have to be engaged :P

i heard lionesspriyanka and rockit are engaged:bounce:

and, i think hookah and lostinvulva are planning a wedding:woohoo:

calm down there :P

I get soo0o0o excited:silly:

but you need to practice some self-control. we need to have some dignity. some.

:patriot:

:P

good work.
:spank:

spank me:bounce:

spank me very much:P

a bad girl:P

So what else is new, honestly? :P

You catch on quick.

Although the bit makes a little more sense now that I've seen the set-up. :)

:D

blah!

:puke:

You want him bad.

i lurve him

his tutu

his irish creme

his scaliness...

:rofl:

i insisted?

i warned you about him!@

:shrug:

I appreciate that. :P

i think you taste pretty good too:P

:P

I watched Old Gregg earlier today (I review locked threads for some sick reason).

Um, I can see why the DU (heterosexual) guys would want to make him a mascot...but what about the rest of us, straight girls and GLBT?

Convince us!

:D

:kick:

a few months or so ago and decided that I had finally seen the strangest thing on the web. LOL