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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:35 PM
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What exactly is 'natural male enhancement'?
From those Enzyte commercials it is clear that it results in improved performance at work combined with a new found abilities with business, increased income, and a gained insight into women. It must be an intellect enhancer. Perhaps I should get some. A little intellect enhancement would certainly help me learn some new languages.

I'm right in thinking this aren't I?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:35 PM
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1. ...
:popcorn:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:36 PM
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2. Yep!
Go for it. Nothing wrong a couple extra inches of intellect! :thumbsup:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:42 PM
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8. What, marshmallows?

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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:44 PM
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9. Mmmmm. Marshmelloooowws...
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:18 AM
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11. Ah, the innocence is heartening
Stand by to have it rudely ripped away! :evilgrin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:36 PM
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4. Well, my wife always said that I think with.......ahhhh...yeah it's an intellect enhancer! :-)
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:37 PM
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5.  A really good toupee.
What? You thought it was something else?
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:37 PM
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6. Lifts...
or something like that

:rofl:



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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:40 PM
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7. I've always thought a friendly hand is a good natural enhancement...
...at least it works for me!...:D
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 03:58 AM
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10. As a medical professional I have to agree with Lewis Black on this
Unless you are shoving the pill directly into your dick, I don't know how this works.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:20 AM
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12. A hot woman and a cold beer
Makes me feel enhanced, at least... :-)
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gr8dane_daddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:45 AM
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13. Many women have referred to me as...
a "natural male enhancement" if you know what I mean. :evilgrin:
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 05:14 AM
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14. Selma Hayek...
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 12:53 PM
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21. Gotta second this one.
Selma Hayek in "Dogma" especially. Ah, Serendipity!

mikey_the_rat
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hickman Donating Member (904 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 05:39 AM
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15. In 1971 I had sex with my first boyfriend.
Edited on Wed Mar-28-07 05:40 AM by hickman
I stopped for awhile. Everyone said that big was good. 20yrs later I met a man who was kind of small but knew how to romance. Romance didn't start when we got into bed to do the deed. It started every time I was near him. It started when he looked at me. It started when I was cutting the grass and saw him out of the corner of my eye watching me like I was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. It started at breakfast when he would put down the paper and suddenly and just look at me. It's not about size. That penile crap is for women drifting.

edit for forgot spellcheck
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 08:02 AM
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18. Yup. It's mental.
:thumbsup:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 06:47 AM
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16. Organic cucumber?
:shrug:
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 06:50 AM
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17. Back Hair
It repels rain
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 10:10 AM
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19. You're right. You just have to think about it real hard.
:-)
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 10:58 AM
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20. Normally, I would say "a placebo for insecure men." HOWEVER,
Edited on Wed Mar-28-07 11:00 AM by BlueIris
and I post this with the caveat that I am not a man, (I swear!) nor do I know anything about whether Enzyte is safe, (I would think that anyone experimenting with it would want to check with a doc to see if it's known to interact with any Rx drugs they're taking or cause men who have taken it any sort of harm) but in the case of the natural male "enhancer" known as Enzyte...

I've struggled with low libido for a number of years now, which is not attributable to any medical cause (that they've identified, anyway). The only thing, Rx, "natural" or herbal that has ever helped me in that regard is an enzyme product. It doesn't work the same way as Enzyte allegedly does, but it definitely gets something going. Those enzymes are amazing things, I tell ya.
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