I violated TSA regs last night. Ask me anything!

BluePatriot

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:12 AM
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I violated TSA regs last night. Ask me anything!

Edited on Wed Mar-28-07 09:14 AM by BluePatriot

:crazy:

edit: no, not as a passenger, keep guessing, though!

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taterguy

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:13 AM
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1. What am I wearing?

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BluePatriot

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:14 AM
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2. Pants?

:crazy:

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taterguy

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:14 AM
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4. Holy shit, are you stalking me?

How did you guess that?

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northzax

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:14 AM
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3. how's Guantanamo?

nice and warm?

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BluePatriot

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:15 AM
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6. Eh, kind of humid I suppose

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southernleftylady

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:14 AM
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5. What reg. did you violate? and why? lol nt

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BluePatriot

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:18 AM
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7. Well,

Edited on Wed Mar-28-07 09:19 AM by BluePatriot

I (accidentally) advised an Unknown Shipper of their flight details and sent them a scan of their documents. Apparently this could aid and abet terrorists who want to blow up a plane with their cargo or something.

*we site visited the guy
*cargo was packed and inspected here. It's PVC Pipe and Couplings I swear to god!!! Don't lock me up TSA!!!

edit: actually it will be more awkward to tell the customer now, why we can't tell him where his cargo is going, when we told him before, oops. It's a six month period.

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northzax

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:35 AM
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11. PVC pipe and hamsters?

what, you richard gere or summthin'? huh?

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BluePatriot

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Wed Mar-28-07 10:31 AM
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17. I plead the 5th!

I have the right to not incriminate myself regarding hamsters!

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northzax

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Wed Mar-28-07 10:57 AM
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18. with good enough forensics

the hamsters can talk for you.

you are going down, sicko! down.

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taterguy

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:23 AM
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8. What album do you wish more people knew about?

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BluePatriot

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:24 AM
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9. Albums? In Gitmo?

:crazy:

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taterguy

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:36 AM
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12. You've only been there 24 hours at the most

What about albums you heard before your transgression

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BluePatriot

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Wed Mar-28-07 10:29 AM
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15. Uhhh...

*thinks*

Nope, way too out of touch to like any good music. I work too much for the Man now. *sad*

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tk2kewl

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:27 AM
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10. I sneak my cigarette lighters on all the time

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BluePatriot

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Wed Mar-28-07 10:30 AM
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16. Smoking?

No smoking in Gitmo!

:popcorn:

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GoneOffShore

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Wed Mar-28-07 09:37 AM
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13. TSA = Thousands Standing Around

They are a security carnival and Totally Stupid Arseholes.

Kip Hawley est un nul!

We found out that the only thing worse than a jerkoff is a Chertoff!

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BluePatriot

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Wed Mar-28-07 10:27 AM
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14. Amen.

They just want us to fill out more forms, mostly.

I very much resented having to present info to TSA for a background check because of the new regs this year. I'm what amounts to a CARGO CLERK. A way to opt out was not presented. I didn't want to push our compliance mgr. over it though b/c he's a nice fellow.

I mean, filling out govt. forms to retain employment at a little B.S. desk job? That's damn creepy.

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