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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 10:39 AM
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Apologize to a Lounger for something you didn't do
HypnoToad, I'm sorry that I totaled your Ferrari.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 10:42 AM
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1. ginbarn i am sorry i ate your bagel.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 10:46 AM
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2. jonnyblitz i am sorry i stole your penis tattoo
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 10:48 AM
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3. Taterguy, I'm sorry I puked in your car.
He doesn't have a car, right? He just bikes?
It won't be as funny if he has a car.
:P
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:01 AM
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8. I forgive you
Even though cleaning puke out of my non-existent car is not how I'd like a drunken evening with you to conclude. (Sorry couldn't resist)
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:15 AM
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19. But
it would be HER puke you would be cleaning up...
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 10:48 AM
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4. Bornagainhooligan, I'm sorry my dog ate your bible.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:25 AM
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25. This actually happened to me
The Vegan Beagle chewed my shiny, new study Bible all to smithereens the second day she lived with me. I left her alone for like 15 minutes, and come back to find Bible parts all over the dining room floor.

And she has yet to apologize.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 10:51 AM
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5. bigwillq sorry i turned your man straight!
this is such a fun thread!!!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 10:53 AM
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6. LaraMN, I'm sorry I kidnapped Jack.
Well, no, I'm not. He's adorable.

:bounce:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 10:54 AM
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7. Midlodemocrat, I'm sorry I crashed your bunko night
And drank all the booze. :blush:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:02 AM
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9. Matcom, I'm sorry I drank all your scotch
I'll take you to Olive Garden to make up for it.
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:03 AM
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10. Wildhorses,
I am sorry I stole your boyfriend.:rofl:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:40 AM
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actually you did me a favor, thanks
:rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:04 AM
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11. matcom, I am sorry I took your chaps
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:04 AM
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12. U4ic I am sorry I caused all that snow mold..I was feeling ornery
Leftymom I am sorry I turned flvegan gay.

:)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:05 AM
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13. matcom, I'm sorry I dumped the content of your man-box into your scotch bottles.
and MsMillie, I guess I'm going to have to apologise to you, too.

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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:05 AM
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14. LOL
:spray:

I guess spitting out the scotch would be appropriate at this juncture....
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:07 AM
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15. Oeditpus Rex, I'm sorry I lost that Monty Python DVD
The one with the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook episode.
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Zuiderelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:09 AM
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16. LostinVA, I'm sorry I ever claimed to be a man.
:D
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:11 AM
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17. swag, I'm sorry I shredded your paintings for chinchilla cage bedding.
:cry:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:40 AM
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31. Aw, that's all right.
Could there be a higher calling for art?
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:11 AM
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18. KitchenWitch
I am sorry I tried to board the Wellstone bus.

Please forgive me!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:17 AM
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20. pri, i'm sorry i emaiLed rockit
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:18 AM
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21. very funny.
:rofl:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:22 AM
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23. i try
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:24 AM
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24. you sure do, bless your heart!
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:18 AM
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22. Richardo, I'm sorry I ate your little puppy for breakfast.


:cry:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:31 AM
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29. .
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:45 AM
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33. Heidi and CMW eat puppies?
Boy, you think you know some people and then stuff like this turns up. They seemed like such nice people. *shakeshead*
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:16 AM
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40. It's the Graubundeners who eat puppies, not the Ticinese Swiss, damnit!
How many times do I have to repeat this little known lie tidbit before it's accepted as fact????

:rofl:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:37 AM
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30. Bunny, I'm sorry I told Jude Law you were gay
Edited on Wed Mar-28-07 11:38 AM by Richardo
:hide:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:44 AM
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32. Oh, that's just great. You bastard. He gets TURNED ON by that kind of shit.
Now he'll NEVER keep his hands off of me! Harrumph!








:rofl:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:26 AM
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26. flvegan, sorry about the bacon bits in your green beans. nt
Edited on Wed Mar-28-07 11:26 AM by mycritters2
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:28 AM
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27. WritingIsMyReligion sorry for constantly pointing out your age.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:30 AM
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28. XNASA
I'm sorry I recorded over your "Menudo... Commin' in Loud and Loaded" VHS.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:49 AM
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34. To all DUers, I'm sorry I broke so many hearts.
:rofl:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:50 AM
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35. mycritters2, I'm sorry I found a litter of pit bull puppies and mailed them to your house.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 10:12 PM
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37. I musta dmit, they were cute as hell. Not too happy about traveling through the mail, though
I told them who was responsible, and when they're big enough, they're going to come looking for you!!
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:51 AM
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36. sorry retrolounge
i stole all your books:bounce:
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 02:25 AM
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38. I'm sorry for stealing $5,000,000 and signing my name "Orrex" on the bank tellers forehead.
At least no-one was hurt.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:13 AM
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39. KitchenWitch, I'm sorry I ate your cupcakes.
But they just looked so gosh darn moist and delicious.
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 04:03 AM
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41. billyskank, i'm sorry that I gave you that tutu.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 12:17 PM
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42. thomcat i am sorry i stole your kittens and you interesting pain meds
i shouldnt have done that.

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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 12:29 PM
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43. And the cats went with you!
The traitors! :cry:

Just remember, you only take a few ml of that liquid stuff. Don't use a shot glass. :P
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 12:29 PM
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44. too late. i just downed the shot glass.
:P
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 12:32 PM
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45. Ooohhh. This should be interesting.
If it doesn't kill you, you'll be as confused and scatterbrained as I am. :rofl:
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