If this were a regular Friday, I'd be starting to think about moving to my second bar about now.

crim son

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:08 PM
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If this were a regular Friday, I'd be starting to think about moving to my second bar about now.

But it's not a regular Friday; it's a dull, horrible Friday and I'm sick as a dog. Tell me something amusing OR post me a picture. I love pictures!

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Karenca

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:12 PM
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1. I'm doing my laundry

All night.

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crim son

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:15 PM
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2. That's exactly what I'm doing! except not all night.

I plan to be in bed by ten so I can get up early tomorrow and clean. Today has been a dead loss. Why are you doing laundry tonight? That's so wrong.

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Karenca

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:25 PM
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10. Isn't it wrong though?

Because I should have done it two days ago.
Or last night - or even today.

I'm the worst procratinator.

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TOhioLiberal

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:17 PM
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3. How about a joke...

...my dear Crim son?

A guy brought a duck to the vet. The guy says 'Doc, can you tell me what's wrong with my duck?'
The vet looks the duck over and says, 'I'm sorry sir, but your duck is dead.'
The man gets upset and says that he can't be dead.
The vet goes to the door and brings in a dog. The dog sniffs around the duck, sits on the floor and whines.
The vet goes to the door again and brings in a cat. The cat sniffs around the duck sits down and meows.
The vet once again states 'your duck is dead. Here's my bill.'
The man looks at it and shouts, '$1225 to tell me my duck is dead? That's outrageous!'
The vet says 'Oh my fee is $25. The rest is for the Lab work and the Cat scan.'

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crim son

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:18 PM
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6. hehehe.

Lab work and cat scan. hehehe! :hug:

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graywarrior

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:17 PM
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4. Here's a picture of my new house I'm moving to on Sunday.

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crim son

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:19 PM
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7. Green grass and sun.

You are a lucky wench.

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:22 PM
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My dear graywarrior!

Now that's a very pretty house!

I hope I can see it someday.....

Here's to an easy move, sweetie!

:bounce: :bounce:

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graywarrior

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:26 PM
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12. Plenty of room!

:hi:

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mainegreen

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:34 PM
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14. Where's the pink flamingo?

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graywarrior

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:41 PM
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16. At the hair salon.

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mainegreen

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:18 PM
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5. We've switched over to raw unpasturized milk at our household.

We're working our way to the totally unprocessed, locally supported food lifestyle.

That, and we had Maine Shrimp Pizza. You know, with the little really flavorful shrimp.

Not going out because you're sick or because STBE has invaded your bar?

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crim son

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:20 PM
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8. Because I'm sick.

I don't actually know the date of the gig at the bar yet, if in fact there is such a gig. :eyes: Hi, mainegreen! :hi:

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graywarrior

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:26 PM
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11. Crim, haven't you been sick for a while now?

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SPKrazy

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:28 PM
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13. she's been sick

just not this :silly:

something else? :shrug:

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crim son

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:52 PM
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18. I've had a headache, on and off, for a week which isn't unusual.

Then yesterday I began to feel seriously shitty & today, I'm half dead. The one good thing about being sick is I have an excuse not to do the entire housecleaning job for the showing and in my imagination I'll be back to robust health by tomorrow night. :)

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crim son

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:52 PM
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19. Dupe because I'm an IDIOT

Edited on Fri Mar-30-07 07:52 PM by crim son

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SPKrazy

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Fri Mar-30-07 08:39 PM
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26. No you aren't

you have a laptop that makes it easy to dupe

:D

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SPKrazy

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:22 PM
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9. How Would You Like To Look Out Your Kitchen Window

and see this:

Apparently someone in Watonga Oklahoma did recently!

:scared:

Feeling yucky bucky eh?

:(

get better crimmo

:hug: :hug: :hug:

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crim son

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:54 PM
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20. The whole family has had this and now I do. It will pass.

And I'd love to see a cougar out my kitchen window because that would mean it's in my neighbor's yard and might eat their dog who poops in our back yard every freaking morning.

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SPKrazy

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Fri Mar-30-07 08:10 PM
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23. Well that doesn't sound so good...

I'd worry about when the cougar finished the dog, what would he want for dessert? :scared:

:hug:

hope ya feel better soon ;)

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crim son

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Fri Mar-30-07 08:15 PM
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24. Maybe the Mr. & Mrs?

We aren't the best of friends. :P

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SPKrazy

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Fri Mar-30-07 08:38 PM
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25. *snort*

hey, maybe you could find some others for the kitty to much on!

:rofl:

;)

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:40 PM
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15. What kind of picture?

:evilgrin:

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crim son

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:57 PM
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21. That one, for example.

(sharp intake of breath) Sigh.

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Omphaloskepsis

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:45 PM
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17. I worked at a movie theater for a long time...

The cardboards displays they put up in the hallways (standees) are good for goofing around. When Evita was playing we would hide behind it sing the theme song from the movie. People thought it was real, amazing. The Bevis and Butthead one was good to. We cut small holes in it and would go behind it and make stupid comments about people walking by in the voices. And then we would spray water at them through the holes. And some were big enough that you could sleep in them. If a manager was looking for you the ticket tearing person would come up and kick the thing to wake you up. We stopped sleeping in them after we found out that Aaron was masturbating inside of them.

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crim son

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Fri Mar-30-07 07:58 PM
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22. Seriously?

You just made my night! :rofl:

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Redstone

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Fri Mar-30-07 08:41 PM
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27. How about if you just go to sleep? That's a damn good way to make a bad

Friday night go away.

Trust me on this.

Redstone

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Xipe Totec

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Fri Mar-30-07 08:44 PM
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28. Since you're from Maine,

Here's a picture from last Summer in our back yard....

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Ptah

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Fri Mar-30-07 08:49 PM
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29. I might be too late to this thread, by here are some pictures

Here's a scan of a frontroom book cover

Sorry, no mail tonight

Here's a flower to fill your eyes

:hi:

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Generic Brad

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Fri Mar-30-07 09:49 PM
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30. I'm doing my best to amuse you

But I have no professional training.

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Sanity Claws

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Fri Mar-30-07 10:25 PM
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31. Not regular? Constipation?

Now go get yourself some prune juice, and add a little vodka for taste.

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Fri Mar-30-07 10:27 PM
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32. From my MySpace page:

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mopinko

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Fri Mar-30-07 10:37 PM
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33. i was raised in ruth ford's other house

a beautiful but not uncommon brick 4 square. but she moved from my house to this house-

bruce goff was an architect form another planet. the current owners of this house are apparently more comfortable with it, and have torn down the stone wall that once enclosed it. i drove by it the other day. it is a sight to behold.
more about ruth-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_VanSickle_Ford

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