Do your users understand the difference between primary data and secondary data? I don't.
For this example the "function" descriptions are just approximations of the real processes (because I didn't want disclose any super-secret functions of my esteemed employer).
I also went with the "Click Me" buttons here because I've built a few dozen databases that were required to be in the same basic format. With that in mind, it made sense to standardize the labels on the buttons themselves and simply change the description tags, since each database will execute a different series of functions.
As for reading left-to-right goes, I confess that I think I approached it from an (almost literally) opposite perspective. I'm left-handed, so that the buttons I'd "press" just seemed more comfortable being on the left. I consider it a small payback for all of those right-handed ATM pads, cell-phones, french-fry-scoops, gear shifts, water fountains, and pens & pencils...
I'll need to think about all of this, though; I especially like the idea of keeping all the on-screen stuff active and usable.
Thanks again for your feedback!