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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 01:51 PM
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I TOOK OEDITPUS REX'S VIRGINITY, BUT I DID NOT E-MAIL HIM
:evilgrin:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 01:52 PM
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1. Geez, how many times did he loose that thing?
I could have sworn I took it as some point too. :P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 01:54 PM
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2. ...
:spray:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:26 PM
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23. He always had a reputation for being loose with it.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 01:54 PM
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3. He's always losing it...
Edited on Wed Apr-04-07 01:54 PM by RetroLounge
I found it once in the El Camino...

RL
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:59 PM
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8. Figures that it would be in the "mullet" car.
:rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 01:59 PM
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4. My dear KitchenWitch!
Well, you should at least have told him!

I left you a message......

Didja get it?

See you later....we're heading out for lunch!

:hug:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:00 PM
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9. I did.
Today was EXCEEDINGLY busy - School awards ceremony, my volunteer day, and scouts after school.

I am exhausted.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 02:06 PM
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5. Are you holding it for ransom?
I did the same thing a while back but all I could get out of him was a lousy twenty bucks. :wtf:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 02:53 PM
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6. Maybe so...
But I've got his Jenis. :evilgrin:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 02:54 PM
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7. WELL, GIVE IT BACK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
(no text)
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:05 PM
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10. You dawg
how many people's virginity did you take?

:rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:15 PM
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14. coo coo coo choo Mrs Robinson...
:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:31 PM
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24. jenis loves you more than
you will know

who ho ho

co coo coo choo mrs robinson

:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:06 PM
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11. If you took mine, I'd be far nicer.
:evilgrin:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:08 PM
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12. He said i took it!!!!
:mad: :rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:14 PM
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13. He lied. I have a certificate of authentication!
:evilgrin:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:19 PM
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17. Hey!!! I printed those out on my pc..
Just before I made him sign mine :silly:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:21 PM
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18. The one I have has an embossed Seal on it!
:P
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:22 PM
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19. I know
I made the embossing stamp..:crazy:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:23 PM
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20. No you didn't!
I gave him my embossing stamp to use.

He also signed a sworn statement.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:26 PM
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22. Yeah... But he told me I was pretty!!!
:crazy:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:37 PM
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25. Pretty boy!
:rofl:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:45 PM
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27. I think he was playing me
:silly:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:17 PM
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15. you two timer!!
You were supposed to sacrifice my virginity. Uh, oh ... wait :hide:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:18 PM
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16. ...
:blush:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:26 PM
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21. 1. Do you still have it? 2. Are you willing to return it?
That would seem to be the fair thing to do.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:37 PM
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26. 1. Yes
2. For the right price, yes. (a girl's gotta make a livin').
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