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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:52 PM
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OMG! Just got e-mail fron Duetsche Bank.
Good day, My name is Mark .W. Hirst, Global Head of Offshore Banking at Deutsche Bank. Jersey region, UK An investor (name with-held) died without naming a next of kin to his fund in my bank. The amount is $19.37M and banking regulation/legislation in Offshore Banking demand that I notify the fiscal authorities after three years. The above set of facts underscores my reason to seek your permission to have you stand as the next of kin to the deceased investor. These funds will be approve and release in your favor as the next of kin if only you will adhere to my instruction and cooperate with me in one accord. I have all the legal and Banking details of my deceased client that will facilitate my putting you forward as the claimant/beneficiary of the funds and ultimately transfer of the $19.37M plus interest to any bank account nominated by you. I am prepared to compensate you with a 30% ($5.811M) share of the total funds for your efforts. The final details will be given upon receipt an affirmation of your desire to participate. Please contact me immediately whether or not you are interested in this deal. If you are not, it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out this deal. But where you are interested, forward your details to my PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS below as time is of the essence in this business. (1) Full Name: (2) Postal Address: (3) Telephone and Fax Number: (4) Occupation: (5) Date of Birth: Thank you, Mark W. Hirst Email: markwhirst@yahoo.dk Private Tel: +44 702 406 9752

Anybody want to drop Mark a line?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:54 PM
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1. My dear trof!
What're you waiting for?

This is the opportunity of a freakin' lifetime, dude!













OK...not just NO...........but HELL NO...:scared:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:56 PM
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3. Just called the Toyota dealer and ordered a new Prius.
WITH EVERYTHING!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:57 PM
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6. Cool!
Just stay the hell away from this banker, OK?

My husband loves his Prius........

:hi:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:12 PM
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12. I ordered the gold plated mag rims.
Is that 'over the top'?
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:55 PM
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2. Of course the Global Head of Offshore Banking needs a
yahoo email account.

From Denmark.


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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:56 PM
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4. Well, we gotta keep this hush-hush. Don'tchaknow.
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:57 PM
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5. trof! I am probably your partner in this transaction!
I've been holding off, consulting advisors... What say we go for it and buy an island for all our friends and relatives?


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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:01 PM
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8. OK, how about one of the Florida Keys?
Islamorada?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 04:59 PM
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7. Seriously, I used to wonder what nincompoop would fall for these.
Then I read about 3 grown up, educated(?), supposedly savvy businessmen in Mobile who bit and lost thousands.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:04 PM
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9. ever check out ebolamonkeyman?
google and check out the site - warning, pretty "course" but funny
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:09 PM
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10. Oh Sweet Jesus. What a laugh!
Thank you.
Way funny.
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nedbal Donating Member (675 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:11 PM
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11. you beat me, I only have 500k waiting for me ( today, yesterday I passed on 10mil )
Compliment,



How are you doing? Hope you have not forgotten me, I am Dr/Mr.marsk william, the man from Nigeria who contacted you some time ago to assist me secure the release of some money accrued from the over invoicing of a Contract/inheritance that was awarded by my government some time ago During the military regime.



Though you were not able to assist me conclude the transaction, I'm Happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred Under the assistance and cooperation of a new partner from Brazil.Presently I'm IN London-United Kingdom for investment projects with my own Share of the total sum.



Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me In transferring those funds, I made sure you are not left out the Benefit of the transaction hence I kept asidefor you sum of five Hundred Thousand United States

Dollars.($500,000.00)Draft.



I and my new partner agreed to compensate you with that amount for all You're past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I Appreciated your efforts at that time very much, so feel free and get in touch With my secretary Mr. Gary Fredrick and instruct him on how to send the Bank draft to you.



Please do let me know immediately you

receive the Draft so that we can Share the joy together after all the ufferness at that time. In the Moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which me And my partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had left Instruction to my secretary so as soon as you contact him, he will send the Draft to you, so feel free to get in touch with MY SECETARY NOW.



Below is the contact of my secretary:



Mr. gary fredrick

Phone: 234-80-32328341

E-mail: gary_fredrick05@yahoo.co.uk

With Best Regards,

Dr.marks williams.

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:14 PM
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13. The generosity of these kind people knows no bounds.
True Christians.
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