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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:50 PM
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Poll question: If it wasn't so blasted fattening, would you eat Miracle Whip(tm) right out of the bottle?
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:50 PM
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1. blech!
Mayonnaise is quite possibly the most disgusting thing on the planet.
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:53 PM
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4. Miracle Whip is NOT mayonaise.
Miracle Whip is some unholy concoction ten million times worse than mayonaise. Actually, I rather like mayo, but I wouldn't eat it out of the bottle.
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smtpgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 07:34 PM
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18. Miracle Whip is the most disgusting on earth !!!!
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:51 PM
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2. Miracle Whip tastes like vomit mixed with bile and sugar to me. So no, I wouldn't
eat it out of the bottle, on a sandwich, in a box or with a fox.

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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 07:25 PM
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16. or at gunpoint
No, thanks, I'd rather my sandwich DIDN'T taste like shit, but thanks for offering.

Down with miracle whip. Or mayonnaise.
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Serendipitous Donating Member (216 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:52 PM
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3. I chose H*** no becasue FUCK NO was not an option.
:puke:
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:25 PM
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23.  I will second that motion
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 03:41 AM
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39. I'm with you!
:puke:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:57 PM
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5. BLECH
:puke: :puke:

lost
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 05:59 PM
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6. No, Miracle Whip is nasty
:puke:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:00 PM
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7. Too. Sweet.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:01 PM
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8. No, but.....
Hellmans? Yeah- been there, done that!
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Maineiac Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:03 PM
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9. We grew up on "The Whip"
I didn't know how good life could be until I was introduced to real may.
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KurtNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:04 PM
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10. Miracle whip is what gave mayonaise a bad name in the US
the english, the french and french canadians know how good mayonaise can be.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:16 PM
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11. I've broken off friendships because people refused to stop using that crap. I detest it n/t
Edited on Wed Apr-04-07 06:21 PM by qnr
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:23 PM
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22. I'll stop eating it, seriously!
:cry:
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:46 PM
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30. Well I'm mellower now (plus, it's gotten to the point that I have no
friends to dump, what with one thing or another :) )
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:32 PM
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12. Besides Bush et al., Miracle Whip is one of the most disgusting things there is
So, not just no...but HELL NO :puke:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:37 PM
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13. Sick!
Sure, it's OK on a BLT, but eating it out of the jar is a puke-inducing thought.
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evirus Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 06:47 PM
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14. Its Fattening?
in all honesty I'm not into eating raw condiments no matter their healthiness
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Rue Donating Member (210 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 07:17 PM
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15. No.
Cool Whip, on the other hand . . .
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 07:27 PM
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17. Um, no.
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 07:41 PM
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19. My son bought a jar of MW
and I almost choked him!! :rofl: I hate that stuff. To damn sweet.

I like Hellmann's but I'll eat the store brand too.

Cain's Mayonnaise is good also! http://www.cainsfoods.com/History2.cfm

They make great Piccalilli! ;)

But never would I eat any of it right out of the jar! :puke:
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 07:49 PM
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20. no but
guacamole.. I'd have a guacamole IV
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:38 PM
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27. LOL! How about a vat of guacamole?
I could just get in and eat my way out. Plus avocado is good for the skin!
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:15 PM
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32. hahah! I'd totally
totally lay in there for all day til I turned green :9
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 07:50 PM
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21. Good grief no
:scared:
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:26 PM
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24. And I wonder about people who slap a lot of that crap on their
sandwiches. By definition, they have LOUSY taste
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:31 PM
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25. I love Miracle Whip and plain mayonnaise. I love anything
with fat including pork roast and certain people's bodies :evilgrin:
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:32 PM
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26. Heck no, give me Hellman's or give me death!
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 07:42 AM
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44. Yeah, it's the 'REAL' mayonnaisse.
Says so right on the label.
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AshevilleGuy Donating Member (947 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:38 PM
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28. No, but I would eat McCormick's Chipotle Mayonesa that way. n/t
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:39 PM
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29. No
but I will eat sour cream out of the container (with a tater chip or three)
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:04 PM
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31. Oh, ick. I can't eat Miracle Whip on anything.
When I was growing up, I thought I hated mayonnaise. Turns out, I'd never had mayonnaise. What I can't stand is Miracle Whip.

Only thing miraculous about that stuff is that I managed to keep it down.

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Silver Swan Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 10:46 PM
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33. Ugh!
Miracle whip?

That's the stuff stupid people put in potato salad.

Real potato salad uses mayonnaise.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 10:49 PM
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34. Not in a hundred fucking years. I'll have Hellman's, or have my sandwich dry.
I'd rather put Quaker State SAE-90 Hypoid Gear Oil on a sandwich than Miracle Whip.

Redstone
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 11:12 PM
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35. There are some fattening things I will eat right out of the container.
But Mackerel Whip most definitely isn't one of them. In fact, I won't eat it from or on anything -- the stuff is vile. It is not mayonnaise nor should it ever be confused with, or substituted for, mayonnaise.

:puke: :puke: :puke:
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 11:14 PM
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36. Oh hell no! It tastes like vomit.
:puke: <--- Tastes like "Miracle" Whip
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 11:19 PM
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37. My wife has banned Miracle Whip from the house
She makes her own mayonnaise, from uninspected eggs, black market oil and other unregulated ingredients.

I keep expecting a gov't inspector to show up at our door.
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QMPMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 03:25 AM
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38. Miracle Whip is disgusting. I refuse to buy it and when my son did after I told him to get
mayonnaise, he got the pleasure of using the Miracle Whip. He couldn't standit either.
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 03:41 AM
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40. I never use the stuff.
:puke:
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 04:59 AM
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41. I like the stuff..
I would never eat a spoon full of it. But I do enjoy a little bit of it on a sandwich.
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Morrisons Ghost Donating Member (324 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 07:05 AM
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42. Miracle whip
Is nasty,I am a mayo only person
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-05-07 07:08 AM
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43. mayonaise pretender..... it sucks
:puke:
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