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Joey Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-06-07 08:46 PM
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Chocolate Jesus
Bill Donohue, head of the watchdog Catholic League, said it was "one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever."
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Seems to me that it was pretty tame compared to the pedophile Catholic Priests.

Question: What is the difference if a statue of Jesus is made out of wood, chocolate or metal? If someone makes a clay statue of Jesus, is that "an assault on Christian sensibilities"?

Glad I'm no longer a Catholic. If they are running heaven, I'd rather be in hell with the strippers.




Chocolate Jesus exhibit canceled after uproar
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11669242/


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mentalsolstice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-06-07 08:49 PM
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1. I'm a Catholic
and I have no problem with it as long as HE's dark chocolate, and not unhealthy milk or white chocolate! And Bill Donahue is an asswhipe to most of us Catholics!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-06-07 08:49 PM
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2. A Tom Waits classic
Don't go to church on sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way
But I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don't want no Anna Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well its the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate jesus
Can satisfy my soul

When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me

Well it's got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-06-07 08:52 PM
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3. My own Choco-latte Jesus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMPwPd6rBI
Marilyn Manson- Personal Jesus live on Letterman
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-06-07 08:56 PM
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4. Bill Donohue no more speaks for Catholics as a group...
than Pat Robertson speaks for all "Christians" (Parenthesis because you couldn't convince me with sworn testimony from God itself that Pat Robertson is a Christian....but neither am I.)
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