Post your laughably awful metal videos here.

Frehley's Comet - Insane
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dnrNUZRzUpY
Favorite part of this video: The bassist looks like he runs a Native American Casino.

Dangerous Toys - Teasing and Pleasing
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vKhLd4b7zs0
Favorite part of this video: The vocalist's ear-shattering attempts at scat after the tempo change.

Queensryche - Queen of the Reich
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MpPDFIswQ-c
Favorite part of this video: Okay, pretty much the whole thing from start to finish.

Hear'n Aid - Stars
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j9AGHguQ_oM
Favorite part of this video: Aside from Dio and Halford rocking out the same song, it's Michael McKean and Harry Shearer, in character.

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Good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJeEFTY3fh0

Nice twirling, Kip. :thumbsup:

But nothing...NOTHING tops this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQb1t_Yw0S8

:7

:spray:

:rofl:

"Breakin' the Chains" is a personal favorite. I love when he's lying on the bed all chained up and you see his woman legs. :7

I always loved how Dokken's guitarist looks so much like the guy from Kajagoogoo - same hair. :7

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Overkill - Horrorscope (so much posing! So much hair!)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6A56NDA-tuk

Annihilator - Alison Hell (I love them for some odd reason)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zgtyP513K-A

:toast:

:thumbsup:

Last In Line:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL1RguQL4jQ

His outfit. :rofl:

The opening elevator scene is ART.

:D

I don't know how he does it, but Dio is (at the same time) wonderful and awful. He is very light-hearted yet totally serious about metal simultaneously. It's fucking amazing.

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What exactly is going on here? Okay, I get that this is all a dream, but why is he asleep above the diner? Is he a construction worker who fell asleep on the job while his coworkers were having breakfast? So confused.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chRJWbN88AA

"Power and the Glory." Another video in which you can't tell what's going on. They're invading a castle with dayglo suits and flamethrowers, they encounter a mannequin, and then all you see for the rest of the video is cobbled together live footage highlighting the singer's lack of genitalia.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MS7fo8graZE

Starting his career like an ass :rofl:

All together now!
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"Even though the acoustic version of "Balls to the Wall" that appears on "Stripped" is credited to ACCEPT, it turns out that the legendary German heavy metal band never recorded an "unplugged" rendition of the track. Instead, it turns out that this particular recording was made by U.D.O., the German heavy metal group fronted by former ACCEPT singer Udo Dirkschneider.

Upon hearing the "Balls to the Wall" recording that came out earlier this week on the "Stripped" CD, Baltes said, "I checked out the 'acoustic' version of 'Balls'. This is about the biggest piece of garbage I have ever heard. I call this butchering a true piece of metal history to pieces just to be on a stupid compilation album that nobody will buy anyway. I guess, when you are desperate enough some do anything to make a buck."

http://www.roadrun.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=68392

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That's just sad. But :rofl:

It's so bad

But I know, I do have to hear it. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc61Et1xiHc

The band has the looks of a well-fed Motorhead, that awesome Union Jack Gibson, and a singer who can shatter the eardrums of dogs for miles around. :thumbsup:

Which is often.

So this cover of "Fuckin Shitass" will have to do. I love the idea that someone would cover Fuckin Shitass by LSD.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DY1X2PrxSvw

Life Sex and Death is my favorite laughably awful metal band

#2 is Nitro: This is their song "Freight Train"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jeu4EMgqjwc

You may have seen this before ,but there is a lot to love here; the keyboard sound, the singer sings the whole tune a minor third lower than the melody, the drum break going into the guitar solo, the guitar solo, the keyboard player apparently just standing there when he's not playing the bad synth part...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk

I mean, the original is hilarious enough, but this is downright frightening. :7

I guess the virtue of being tone deaf is that you can't hear how bad you sound. OMG.