Describe your funeral. - Democratic Underground

BurtWorm

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Thu Apr-12-07 10:54 AM
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Describe your funeral.

Mine: I won't be there.

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Connonym

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Thu Apr-12-07 11:00 AM
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1. Like a video for the song Eleanor Rigby

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Rabrrrrrr

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Thu Apr-12-07 11:05 AM
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2. I don't know. I haven't had it yet.

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azmouse

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Thu Apr-12-07 11:09 AM
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3. It'll be a long time from now

and in a galaxy far, far away...

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:02 PM
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4. Inappropriately funny.

Much like myself.

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skygazer

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:03 PM
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5. I have no preferences

I don't plan on attending.

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bridgit

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:17 PM
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6. i will not have a funeral proper, i will be cremated, while being prepped...

by they so involved within such arts; music will be played for their benefit, and then piped out into a memorial space and only then heard by all before a picture of me as a young dancer with my wreath & sparse garments of green leafs standing in the sun from within 1st position, the musics will be these among other selects...

the power of goodbye

Time to Say Goodbye

Chocolate Jesus

Hyper-ballad

there will be no crying, unless of course people are sad they are no longer free O8)

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dolo amber

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:21 PM
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7. I'll most likely be late

:eyes:

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dropkickpa

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:22 PM
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8. Zombie costume party

Wouldn't that be some funny ass shit?

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RedStateShame

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:23 PM
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9. Mandatory singalong of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

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noonwitch

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:24 PM
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10. There will be an open bar

I'll make sure money is set aside so all my surviving friends and family can get trashed at my funeral if they chose to do so.

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NMDemDist2

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:25 PM
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11. no service, cremation, any donations to some charity n/t

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Dinger

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:28 PM
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12. Well, About 60 Years From Now. . .

I'll be buried in my Nitschke jersey, a remote will be in there with me, along with pictures of my loved ones. I'd love one of those Green Bay Packer caskets too. Music: A harp playing Bridge Over Troubled Water & What A Wonderful World, and a sermon that makes people remember me with a smile.
That's pretty much it.

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Deep13

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:30 PM
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13. After the eulogy, someone will say...

Edited on Thu Apr-12-07 12:31 PM by Deep13

..."Hey! He's moving!"

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Raven

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:35 PM
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14. I would like a party. No service. Burial would be

scattering my ashes in the lake and in the woods up on the hill. I came to this because I realized that I never visit my parents' graves but they are in my thoughts all the time. I would want my son to be able to visit a beautiful place (here), not a cemetary, and know that I'm around, in nature.

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Omphaloskepsis

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:37 PM
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15. To get into mine... They will have to explain this regex.

(<.>?(<[:alnum:>_-]+)*)?@(<[:alnum:>\-_]+\.)+{2,4}$

This will ensure that my afterlife will be similar to how I lived. Alone.

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guitar man

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Thu Apr-12-07 12:59 PM
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16. It was in front of a judge

we didn't do the church thing since we were young and poor, but he said all the same things,like: "Do you take this woman, to have and to hold and blah blah blah..............."

:evilgrin:

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BurtWorm

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Thu Apr-12-07 02:15 PM
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17. On behalf of your wife, I would just like to say...

:spank:

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