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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 03:49 PM
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jpgray Coffee
You can't have any. I'm going to drink it all and have no compunction about doing so. This thread is just to say I'm going to make some. I'd put this in my Thread for the Uninspired but it fell off the top page. Buy these two things and make your own!

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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 03:53 PM
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1. Well, that's just mean and selfish.
Fine. I'll make MY own coffee then. Nice and strong.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 03:54 PM
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2. This isn't a feel-good thread, Terry
Edited on Thu Apr-12-07 03:55 PM by jpgray
It's about the mean, selfish obsessions of this coffee addict. :D No sugar allowed! x(
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 03:58 PM
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5. Oh ok, then.
I won't cast aspersions on the intent of this thread, then. :-)
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 03:55 PM
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3. I'm instructing my assistant to make coffee immediately.
And I doubt I'll share.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 03:56 PM
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4. I bet your coworkers whisper "the Beagle has landed" when you enter the room
They cover it with the whir of a burr grinder.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 03:59 PM
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6. that is ok
I will just stay here and play with my brand spanking new French press
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 04:00 PM
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7. I'm jealous. I could never get my French press to be consistent
And then I lost it. :( The best cup of non-espresso I ever had was through a French press.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 04:02 PM
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8. Your coffee is repellent crap
if you don't make it with one of these.



I'd prove it, but that would entail sharing some with you.

I hate you, jpgray.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 04:05 PM
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9. I happen to know that you strain your coffee through serval poop.
It's supposed to put more lead in your pencil, but it tastes like shit.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 04:12 PM
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10. We will have our brew-off, n00b
But not today. :grr:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 04:32 PM
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12. I hate his name
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 04:13 PM
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11. you've inspired me to start a similar thread
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 04:38 PM
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13. I'll have a tall iced no-classic jpgray green tea, please.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-12-07 04:45 PM
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14. Your coffee tastes of bile.
I like it. :thumbsup:
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